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I AM A MONSTER FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!!!!!
Did I tell you that me and the creature are brothers? But I really find the word 'creature' a bit demeaning. I prefer monster, it makes you sound tough. So if I said I was a monster but was actually a snail, you wouldn't get the impression of me being a snail if I said I was a monster, no? (HALLELULIAH FATHER!) I'm not actually catholic but I enjoy seeing priest force feeding others cardboard. Well, what tastes like cardboard. I'm best friends with Pinhead. Back in the day, we used to murder people then disect them so we could put their skin on. It didn't really work for Pinhead, all you could se were the pins popping through the skin. Sigh, those were the days.

I like zombies, and clowns. Clowns scare me and I dream about being killed by clowns with emo bananas. I'm pretty messed up if you ask me. I hope you add me as your friend or whatever. I'll see you tonight........
Tags:I have no idea what to write but I reckon Jason Voorhees is pretty kickass.
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  • The_Horror_CzarBy The_Horror_Czar 729 Days Ago
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    Both stale break AND moldy cheese taste like crap? I never noticed...

    Awesome profile here - welcome!

    Don Twisted Evil
  • lestatBy lestat 728 Days Ago
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    Dude, welcome to the community, finally someone as messed up as me. cool profile. Twisted Evil
  • FreakyCreepieChicBy FreakyCreepieChic 728 Days Ago
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    Welcome to The Ossuary! I am your Stalker Mom.

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