After 12 straight conventions in Cherry Hill, NJ, Monstermania decided to move northward and hold a convention near Hartford in Cromwell, CT.  I try to do conventions if it's a feasibly short distance for me to get to them or if there's something at them that I feel I can't miss.  Connecticut's not easy for me to reach from here, but it's not Pittsburgh or Cleveland either in relation to Jersey.  But mostly, Monstermania becaume the offer you couldn't refuse.  According to the staff, the goal of the convention was to gather, in one place, the most fan-friendly guests they've ever had....sort of make a good first impression.  This meant a 25th Anniversary Nightmare on Elm Street Reunion.  This meant an Evil Dead reunion.  This meant Derek Mears making his 3rd straight Monstermania (4th if you count the upcoming August Cherry Hill one).

Comparatively with the Fangoria convention from the week before, Monstermania is like a whole other....far better held part of the world.  Where Fangoria stupidly schedules movies and panels at the SAME TIME causing people to miss either great movies or good panels, Monstermania tends to schedule the movies on Friday evening and the panels all day Saturday, thereby allowing people to get the best of both worlds. Where Fango couldn't put the panel room in a separate place from the vendors, Monstermania put the vendors in one area of the hotel, then all the guests on the other end of the hotel and finally did their usual combination film room and panel room idea in a fully enclosed, separate room (the same general and very wise idea they use in Cherry Hill).  While this still works well, I have one complaint.  In Cherry Hill, the hotel is fairly linear, so it's fairly easy to reach each room and section of the convention off of one pathway.  At the Crowne Plaza in Cromwell, the hotel has one of the most inane layouts I've ever seen.  While it's easy to reach the vendors rooms, the panel room is a bit off to the side and the guest room is literally hidden away in some kind of nook off the path.  Good idea in theory, screwed up minorly by bad hotel architecture.  Also, and I don't blame the convention for this, but getting there on Friday was nuts (I stayed over with a friend on Friday night).  A 2-3 hour drive, because of traffic, took 4-5 hours and was murder in the summer heat.  But I made it and I have pics and notes from panels for you.

FRIDAY:

I learned this technique at Monstermania that has never steered me wrong:  With special exception for big celebrities, on Friday I basically hang around the guests room and a bit in the vendor room, meeting EVERYONE on the quiet Friday.  (I tried once to meet people on a Saturday....it didn't go so well.  There's a reason this con was my 3rd attempt to meet Derek Mears at a Monstermania.)  So let's begin my run through every guest but one (On Saturday, I probably shouldve gone and seen Robert Englund again, but I figured I should save the money since I already saw him.  Wouldve been a lot easier though...all inside line.  WAY better):

JASONS:

Steve Dash (Jason 2) on the left, Richard Brooker (Jason 3) on the right.  Also at the con were CJ Graham and Betsy Palmer, but no photos, because as you saw in the last blog post, I met them at Fango.  I've seen Dash at another Monstermania.  He's kinda relentless on the the whole Warrington Gillette thing.  All his signage is for "The Real Jason" and he even will sign stuff that way.  Richard Brooker is kind of refined and a very nice, well-mannered kind of guy.  Very much like Angus Scrimm.

EVIL DEAD:

On the Left, Hal Delrich (who played Scott), on the right, the Ladies of the Evil Dead:  Betsy Baker (Linda), Ellen Sandweiss (Cheryl), and Sarah York (Shelly).  All four of these people charges substantially less each than every other guest, which is awesome and shows a lot of respect for fans, especially in times of recession.  Hal was really nice and was friendly to all the fans.  I was surprised he didnt take part in any of the panels.  The Ladies are great because they travel and do conventions and panels as a unit.  They have special things with the Ladies of Evil Dead logo, and are, just like Hal, really nice to fans.  The Ladies actually were a real highlight of the con and provided one of the most awesome events I've ever seen, but more on that later.

CHRIS SARANDON:

Chris Sarandon from Child's Play, Fright Night, Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas, and Humperdinck from Princess Bride.  I really wish that the event I did on Saturday hadn't taken as long as it did since it meant I missed his panel, but I did get to talk to him about just how rough his makeup in Fright Night was.

NIGHTMARE REUNION:

In order:  Ronee Blakeley (Nancy's mom Marge), Amanda Wyss (Tina Grey), Charles Fleischer (Dream Study Lab doctor), Leslie Hoffman (Hall Monitor, and the only "Female Freddy"), and John Saxon (Nancy's father).  Not pictured are Heather Langenkamp (nice, also was there with the producer who made His Name was Jason, so we might see a similar Freddy one at some point), Robert Englund(see above), and Jsu Garcia (Rod, who was in the area but was unable to get away from a film he was shooting, even though he wanted to.)  Ronee Blakeley seemed a bit spacey but otherwise nice.  She went on after the movie to have a fairly decent singing career...but I'm not entirely sure what's going on now, she might not be able to walk easily anymore (had to ride up to her panel I think in a scooter....).  Amanda Wyss and I talked about how rough the filming of her death was and how iconic it became.  I didn't talk to Fleischer about Nightmare (because I'm weird).  I also didn't ask him about being the voice of Roger Rabbit.  Nope, if you know me, you know I couldn't pass up the opportunity to talk about his performance as the shy postal worker in Demon Knight.  Leslie Hoffman and I talked about how she's kinda like a "that girl" of horror, in that no one knows her name but everyone knows what she did.  She also said she loves cons, but people won't ask her to come, even though she was, truly, the only female Freddy (wore the glove for that scene and everything.  Had it playing on a small tv at her table).  And John Saxon and I talked about his great performance in Pelts, from the Second Season of Masters of Horror.  I told him I wished he'd lived longer in the movie cuz the character had a lot of potential.  At the later panel, Robert Englund talked about just how many roles and how many great actors Saxon has worked with (imdb him some time, it's kind of amazing).  All were super awesome and nice.

FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009:

On the left (finally), Derek Mears (Jason), and on the right Arlen Escarpeta (Lawrence).  (I couldve done better on my pose in the one on the left....apparently I don't show fear well.)  Derek continues to be one of the nicest, most genuine people I've ever met and is literally born to do conventions.  I reminisced with him about his appearance at the March monstermania and his antics there.  (See prior site report for that one if you want more info).  The Mallrats poster is because he was next to another Jason...Mewes.  That becomes relevant in a Q&A (and I shouldve looked to see if he had Zack and Miri Make a Porno since I loved that movie).  Arlen, also a great guy, continued to prove my point I've made before that you can love or hate the remake, but the cast has some of the most amazing chemistry I've ever seen.  He said he'd just been to one of the cast member's baby showers.  He was also situated right next to Betsy Palmer who stayed the whole time (I told you in the other one that she was generally a good person).  And now for something completely different, the costume of the con.  As last time, it's not about what it is, it's about who it's on.

This the only time I've seen a girl wearing the Heath Ledger Joker costume.  (once again, like Fango, there wasn't much to choose from...and her friends were um....whorier).  After that I headed to the film room for one of the most awesome things I've ever done at a convention:

THE EVIL DEAD (W/LIVE COMMENTARY BY THE LADIES OF THE EVIL DEAD)

You can vaguely see Ellen Sandweiss coming in from the left in this shot.  They'd mentioned earlier in the day they were gonna do this if they stayed up late enough.  They all did.  It was amazing.  Covered everything from crushes on Bruce Campbell to Sam Raimi to the Tree rape to various behind the scenes tidbits, to just how many times Bruce Campbell ends up flying into a bookcase or shelves in the movie.  I'll have more of their thoughts in the discussion of the panel, but this was literally amazing on every single level.

After this, I headed over to a friend who I'm very gracious to (I'dve never made it back for the next day if I had to drive all the way back to Jersey again).  The next morning, I headed out bright and early, hoping to make sure to get a certain autograph...what I got...was yet another reason to appreciate this convention.

SATURDAY

BRUCE CAMPBELL(!):

How to properly run a massively important celebrity draw:  Bruce Campbell, in his appearances, has an agreement to only sign 400 autographs a day, one per person.  Monstermania gave out numbered tickets and actually was still giving them out later on (I got in fairly early given I was there an hour before the whole con started).  When the time came, they had us line up outside by number, then brought us in to a second, shorter, air-conditioned line, then to Bruce Campbell.  The system got us in in under 2 hours, and Campbell has this down to a science to the point of being able to get all 400 done in the exact 4-5 hours he says he can, even with talking to people.  This photo was the best of about four I have because how it works, is they have you give the camera to a worker who takes your picture candidly.  Works awesome because you have to be really unlucky to not get a good photo that way.  Super awesome.  And wait till you hear later about his panel.....But first, another interlude:

Normally at conventions, a group comes who brings some kind of prop from a LionsGate film.  Usually it's the Saw 2 Head trap or the Halloween Michael Myers costume or the Saw 4 blade chair.  This time, the My Bloody Valentine 3D screen worn pickaxe and costume were there.  And again, I won't pay extra to stand in front of a dumb background or get a photo on a corny plastic background.  Now back to the panels:

SID HAIG:

The blob in the middle there (I swear, it must be a law that every convention's panel room must have terrible lighting) is Sid Haig of...far too many classic horror movies to count.  It should be noted that, again, Monstermania beat the hell out of Fangoria by actually using mikes on the sides of the room to make it easier for the guests to hear you and for you to hear them.  Common sense really.  I liked the whole "bullet idea" from last report, so let's do it again:

• He liked Devil's Rejects more than House of 1000 Corpses, found it realer and more gritty.
• It is possible to see Capt. Spaulding's....coinpurse...in his sex scene with the pornstar in Devil's Rejects.
• At the time of the panel, he did not know when El Superbeasto would be released.  I've since seen info putting it at Sept. 22nd.
• Sean Connery, with whom he worked on Diamonds are Forever is a great guy.
• His role as the judge in Jackie Brown taught him that it was okay to hold out for the good scripts.  He had quit in 1992 and became a certified hypnotherapist because he believed he'd been typecast.
  
• On his dream scene with Ginger Lynn in Devil's Rejects:  "How hard could it be?"
• On Rob Zombie:  He's easy to work with, knows what he wants, tells his vision to you, and gets out of the way..but he "wasn't ready for [him]".
• Advice for getting foot in the door acting wise is Winston Churchill's "Never Quit".
• On David Carradine.  Great guy to work with, told him "There are no failures in Hollywood, only people who quit too soon."
• Has a future project called Dark Moon Rising and will actually sing on the soundtrack.
• Favorite directors he's worked with:  Zombie, Tarantino (is as crazy as he is), and Jack Hill for the history
• The tutti fucking frutti line was an improv that was one of many that made Rob Zombie fall out of his chair.
  
• There were two things Haig said that I will remember forever:  First, he mentioned Tarantino's level of respect for him.  At Spike TV's Scream Awards, Tarantino responded while recieving an award that "My hat goes off to any award show that will recognize the work of Sid Haig" (Haig had been nominated for Rejects and won).
• Second, and most relevant here, someone asked him about why he wasn't nominated for an Oscar for Devil's Rejects.  In response, he discussed his feelings and what he knows about the way studios percieve horror.  He said major studios shy away from horror.  To prove his point he told the story of what happened when House of 1000 Corpses was made.  Originally, Universal was distributing it.  They had a screening for many people including an executive from Universal.  She left the theater crying and shaking.  The film was axed the next day and later picked up by LionsGate.  Later, Anthony Hopkins would be in Hannibal, which would be classified as a "psychological thriller".  Hopkins recieved a nomination for his portrayal of Hannibal previously and the same woman was later asked in an interview why Hopkins can get nominations but people like Haig can't.  Her response:  "Because we know Anthony Hopkins isn't like that."  Food for thought.
  
• "Who needs an Oscar, I've got 9 Action Figures, FUCK!"
  

LADIES OF THE EVIL DEAD PANEL:

Sandweiss, York, and Baker (L to R).  To the rain of gunfire/list of bullets!

• On the Musical:  Tons of fun, Ellen's been to all 3 (Chicago, New York, and Toronto).  "Sea World with Blood"
• On Remake possibilities:  It will never be able to top the original, and they'll believe it when they see it.
• On the Sequels:  Ellen liked it's comedic style and setting.
• On the "Scene":  Sarah has a 19 year old daughter who hasn't seen the movie.  Betsy has a 22 year old and a 19 year old that she will show it at a reunion.  Ellen had an exhusband that refused to allow her to show their children.  She finally did when they were 15.  The script also originally said "Cheryl is attacked in the woods".  Sound effects were added in post so that it looked as it does now.
• Bruce Campbell was brought up Christian Scientist and had never taken aspirin at the time the movie was made.
• Movie most definitely involved much moonshine and weed.
• They got together 8 years ago, Ellen was in Detroit and Sarah and Betsy were in LA.  Betsy was a guest of honor at a convention and Rob Tapert gave her the idea.  They went to a convention in raincoats, incognito to get a feel and have been together since for this.  Ellen hadn't seen them in 20 years.
• Favorite actors they'd want to work with:  Sarah:  John Cusack, Betsy:  Meryl Streep, Ellen:  Phillip Seymour Hoffman
• Ellen was a seat filler at the Oscars and once sat as a result near Hoffman, Streep and Steven Spielberg.
• The set for My Name is Bruce was built on his Oregon property.  Ellen really liked working on it since she got to play Bruce's ex-wife, thereby technically making him marry his onscreen sister from Evil Dead (mmm...incesty)
  
• The biggest offscreen romance was really just "Bruce and Sam"
• Currently working on a web series called "Dangerous Women" in which they play suburban soccer moms who must do battle with their evil dopplegangers.
• I asked them about Brutal Massacre.  They said they actually had trailers.  Gary Bednob had a trailer with Ken Foree and Ellen and at some point, Bednob and Foree stopped being friends which was, of course, awkward.  They had a lot of fun filming it.

And now, what I call....THE BRUCE CAMPBELL STANDUP COMEDY HOUR:

I love how a photo comes together sometimes.  I had a few others...but the best just HAPPENS to be the one in which he is bathed in an otherworldly halo from the chandelier overhead.  He also asked that the mikes be removed because he prefers freeform Q&As.  BULLETS!:

• How to begin a Q&A:  Bruce asked the crowd who'd lost a job.  One guy worked for a bank and had lost his job. Bruce gave him a dollar and called it his bailout.
• People he'd like to have worked with:  Bob Hope, Danny Kaye
• On the reception of My Name is Bruce:  "I signed two of those fucking movies today."
• Adrienne King (Friday the 13th) lives up the road from him, Kirstie Alley does as well (she bought it from Johnny Depp)
• Loved Blair Witch but hated its sequel on principle without seeing it because of what it stood for in relation to the original.
• His next book:  Vagabond:  The Gypsy Life of an Actor
• Bulgaria:  Love the people, love Bulgaria...crappy place to make a movie.
• When did Hollywood lose its soul?  When they started "putting movies on Taco Bell cups".
• On Spiderman:  Raimi's started torturing Tobey Maguire now.  Also, his cameos are signifigant.  He gives spiderman his name (as wrestling promoter), he defeats spiderman (as the usher), and he doesn't help spiderman well because parker was being a douche in the restaurant (as the maitre d)
• Maniac Cop 2 was funded by "entrepeneurs"
• Freddy V. Jason V. Ash won't happen because he'd only do it if he could win and he'd only have control over the Ash part of the project.
• I asked him about The Woods....because I'm a Lucky McKee fan and I figure he hasn't been asked about it enough.  He said "McKee's a weirdo" and after reading the script, his only question was "How do we win?".
• On David Carradine:  Rational, peaceful, nice man
• On horror:  we cycle:  Shocking (NOTLD), Funny (Nightmare), Torture Porn (which he says are lazy filmmakers who find suspense difficult to pull off)
• On the possibility of Ashton Kutcher playing Ash in a remake:  "Wouldn't you love to see him raped by a tree?"
• Bubba Ho-Tep was the weirdest script he's ever read.
• And finally, when one person asked him if he could say hello to his friend on the cellphone, his response was "Sure if I was your little fucking monkey".

FRIDAY THE 13TH PANEL:

L to R:  Arlen Escarpeta, Betsy Palmer, Jason Mewes (really), Derek Mears, Ron Millkie (poor him, he didnt get to answer one question.  Played Officer Dorf in the original), CJ Graham, Richard Brooker, and Steve Dash.

Why Jason Mewes you might ask?  Well, he came in and mess with Mears a bit, so Derek invited him up (he is a Jason...get it?).  He didn't really jump in the convo much but it was still absolutely hilarious and surreal to see.  Mostly the panel was just as chaotic as at Fangoria and covered most of the same stuff.  The minor new stuff though:  Palmer said she did the role for 10,000 dollars, no residuals.  "I did it to buy a car".  She also didn't do Freddy Vs. Jason because it was a crappy line and "I have integrity".  Dash was offered the third movie, but was told he'd have to pay his way to California.  The Jasons were never played Englund money.  Freddy Vs. Jason was called what it was because Sean Cunningham wouldn't sign off on calling it Friday the 13th.  Derek Mears, as the new Jason, wanted to take it back to basics and make Jason into a character again.  Also, they're still negotiating the possibility of a sequel to the remake.  For more info on Friday the 13th from other cons, try the prior Fango and Monstermania site reports.  Moving on, we conclude with....

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET REUNION:

L to R:  Fleischer, Langenkamp, Englund, Blakeley, Hoffman, and Wyss.  (Saxon was tired, understandable).

One final blaze o' bullets:

• Englund is writing a book, due out in October, called Hollywood Monster.
• Hoffman was originally the stunt coordinator and they decided they wanted someone who looked different.
• Englund on his career:  He was the nerd for 5 years, the best friend for 5 years, the geek for 5 years.  He calls his career a happy accident of a career.
• Englund wrote a script for Part 3, parts of which would filter into later movies.  It keyed on Tina's older, wilder sister.  She went on to investigate the backstory of Freddy.  It became the pilot of Freddy Nightmares and big parts of Nightmare 5.
• Behind the Mask occurred because Freddy's Nightmares (the fearfactor like reality show) bombed.  It was the second script he picked up.
• Englund is a Penn and Teller fan
• On Johnny Depp:  They thought the town would tear him up, instead he's stayed earnest and has a sense of etiquette.
• As I mentioned earlier, Heather is making a documentary.
• Fleischer:  Kreuger has realism like Dracula and Frankenstein.
• Amanda:  All women read first for Nancy.
• Fan Favorite:  3.  Cast likes either 1 or 7.
• John McNaughton was once signed on to do a prequel.
• "Freddy is the damage under the grass in our suburban world" (Englund likened it to the opening of Blue Velvet.  He said he takes pop culture and beats you with it.)
• Englund's favorite kill:  "The hearing aid kid"
• Remake thoughts:  Fleischer:  Go for it, but it won't erase this, hollywood only has 36 plots and they recycle them; Langenkamp:  wants to see one she can get scared at;  Englund:  It's how hollywood works, he had problems with the King Kong remake; Blakeley:  Compared it to Body Snatchers; Hoffman:  Compares it to Star Trek and J. J. Abrams; Wyss:  mixed feelings but wishes them well.

In conclusion, Monstermania continues to prove they are the best convention.  Even at a slightly more flawed convention in a place less conducive to the convention, it still runs like a well-oiled machine and is a joy to visit.  I'll be attending the next one (end of August, back in Jersey) and probably every one of them for the forseeable future(something I can't say with every other convention).  As usual, brilliantly put together and showed deep respect to fans and guests.  I leave you with a final thought.

Fangoria had toilet ink.  And people from T-Mobile trying to get you to change cell providers.  Monstermania had rooms of genre vendors selling fanged teddy bears, tshirts, bootlegs, action figures, etc.  And a guy doing actual castings for dental acrylic vampire fangs onsite.  I wonder which convention really is better.....

This is Crypticpsych saying....don't fall asleep.