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Everything up there is a pile of shit I decided to write 'cause i could.

i am actually a nice guy. Here is my top ten movie list:

1o. The Shining. It is absolutely classic.

9. Alien. The first time I saw it i was scared shitless.

8. The Children of the Corn. It is almost as messed up as 'IT'.

7. Shaun of the Dead. Funny. Funny. Funny.

6. Hellraiser. It has a nice plot and Pinhead is awesome.

5. Sleepaway Camp. Nobody remembers this movie but I reckon it was KICKASS.

4. Nightmare on Elm Street. Also classic.

3. Friday the 13th. Jason is almost too KICKASS.

2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Pretty messed up but it kept me on the edge of my seat.

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1. Halloween. Myers is slightly KICKASS and the movie was brilliant.

 

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I was awake today, I made sure I was because I pinched myself and it really hurt. It was like a knife being pushed into your flesh. POW!! I awoke, again. And realized a needle had been jabbed into my arm by my evil little brother. I pushed him back and he bashed his head on my bedroom wall. I pulled the needle out my arm and walked out my room to find my skateboard had been pulled apart. I got really pissed off and looked at my little brother, he ran. I walked downstairs and started to watch SAW and thought:

If everyone from any horror movie, (well, not everyone. just the killers, Ghostface, Pinhead, Jason, freddy etc.) were in the warehouse and were put through 'tests' who would survive the longest? You can vote at my forum 'ITS A WAR!!!' I sank deep into my thoughts and was awakened by screams of women. It wasn't the TV. I went outside and saw a woman on the pavement, holding her child. Her child was hit by a car. Oh shit! I ran to her side and called 000. She thanked me and went off in the ambulance. I realized I was being applauded as I turned back. I felt proud but I didn't make a speech or anything. I just went inside and my brother asked why I was being cheered by the people on the sidewalk. I said simply a caught a ball. I don't think he bought it though.

I retreated to my bedroom and went to sleep.

That is a day in the life of myself.

 

 

 

To be continued........

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