So...

As I have mentioned before, I am a countrified redneck from the sticks. I have a big garden this year and (when I'm not battling the evil beavers) I spend a lot of time tending the garden and making sure that the fruits of my labor are "put up" appropriately in mason jars for the long winter ahead. Tonight I'm making salsa and spaghetti sauce from the million tomatoes that came from the garden and I can't help but think...

Has there been a horror movie about folks that harvest bodies and can them in mason jars (using either the pressure-canning method or a hot water boil) for use later? I have this vision of someone happening upon the country cottage and peering into thier cubbord only to find recognizeable hands, feet and eyeballs peering back from the neatly-stacked mason jars on the shelves.

Maybe I'm just a freak at heart, but I think I'm onto something here... what would I call it?  Hmmm... something over the top like "Redneck Barbeque" comes to mind, or something simple like "Canning". The trouble with that last one is most city people wouldn't know what that means I think... but I would know.

Anyway, this is just a random thought.  I have to get back to the eyeball sauce.....

Don