http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Class is now in session Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm I am the Zombie Master and I will be fielding your questions. We will use our time together to better prepare ourselves for the impending doom of a zombie invasion. My hope is to correct any misinformation that has made its way out there so that there w Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#27 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm FreakyCreepieChic (has her hand up for question) Zombie Master why can some Zombies move better than others? Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#54 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm  FreakyCreepieChic (has her hand up for question) Zombie Master why can some Zombies move better than others? Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#55 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Thank you for clearing that up for me. (hand raised again for question) I know this might sound a bit silly but has there every been Zombies reanimated by a ghost (spirit) not demon possession? Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#56 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm FreakyCreepieChic(has her hand up again) Now this is really an out there question but has there ever been just a town of Zombies that function as normal humans? I mean they do what we (humans) normaly do, like have a job, dri Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#57 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm  Thank you for clearing that up for me. (hand raised again for question) I know this might sound a bit silly but has there every been Zombies reanimated by a ghost (spirit) not demon posses Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#58 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm  FreakyCreepieChic(has her hand up again) Now this is really an out there question but has there ever been just a town of Zombies that function as normal humans? I mean they do what we (hum Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#59 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm FreakyCreepieChic (in the back roll has her hand up and is waving it wildly) I have question. Why are there few Zombie Children, I can think of one I saw. Do Zombies not like children? Do children's brains have less appeal to the Zombie need Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#70 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm  FreakyCreepieChic (in the back roll has her hand up and is waving it wildly) I have question. Why are there few Zombie Children, I can think of one I saw. Do Zombies not like children? Do children's brain Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#71 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Zombie Master how do the zombies detect non-zombies?  Is it by body heat, the way they move or by the way non-zombies smell (or don't smell).  Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#73 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm  Zombie Master how do the zombies detect non-zombies?  Is it by body heat, the way they move or by the way non-zombies smell (or don't smell).  This is a study that has been going on for several years and is o Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#77 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Happy zombie day master! (ì`m such a suck up). now to my question: i've been a zombie for a while now and all those delicious soldiers have started making me fat, do you think i should start eating vegetarians? (sorry i just couldn't resist) the rea Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#178 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Happy zombie day master! (ì`m such a suck up). now to my question: i've been a zombie for a while now and all those delicious soldiers have started making me fat, do you think i should start eating vegetarians? (so Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#179 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm (Hand raised in the air waving wild and crazy) I have a question. I know Zombies have to eat brains because they hurt, however what would happen if a non-Zombie ate Zombie brains? Do they turn into Zombies or do they just Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#280 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm (Hand raised in the air waving wild and crazy) I have a question. I know Zombies have to eat brains because they hurt, however what would happen if a non-Zombie ate Zombie brains? Do the Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#285 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm There's no disrespect intended for the zombie master here but for the first question posted on the forum (Zombie Master why can some Zombies move better than others?) The Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#288 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm (Hand raised waving crazy) I got another question? Do Zombies have a preferred climate? Hot, warm, rainy, cold etc? One more thing I need a hall pass I have to go to the restroom. Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#294 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm   There's no disrespect intended for the zombie master here but for the first question posted on the forum (Zombie Master why can some Zombies move better than others?) Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#295 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm There's no disrespect intended for the zombie master here but for the first question posted on the forum (Zombie Master why can some Zombies move better than others?) Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#309 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm (Hand raised waving crazy) I got another question? Do Zombies have a preferred climate? Hot, warm, rainy, cold etc? One more thing I need a hall pass I have to go to the restroom. Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#310 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Question: Do zombies 'love' and/or 'hate'? Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#458 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm hey ZombieMaster i have one question. why are zombies called 'walking dead' when they're alive (not really ALIVE per say) and they're walking around just like us? we aren't dead and we're walking around. Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#644 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Question: Do zombies 'love' and/or 'hate'? Answer: They are probably like me in the sense that they 'love' eating and 'hate' not eating. Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#723 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm hey ZombieMaster i have one question. why are zombies called 'walking dead' when they're alive (not really ALIVE per say) and they're walking around just like us? we aren't dead and we're walking around. Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#725 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm     hey ZombieMaster i have one question. why are zombies called 'walking dead' when they're alive (not really ALIVE per say) and they're walking around just like us? we aren't dead Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#726 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Hey Zombie Master (standing on desk with hand in the air) I was in a morgue today for a Anatomy and Physiology unit test I had to dissect the abdomen of a Cadaver (A+ grade). Afterwards, I was kissing the Porcelain God because of the smell of death. My Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#2865 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Zombie Master, is it permissible to refer to rabid humans (a la 28 Days Later or Quarantine) as "zombies," even though they're not dead?   Also, can you tell us where you studied? Do you have a Zh.D. or just an M.Z.? What course of unde Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#3174 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Zombie Master, is it permissible to refer to rabid humans (a la 28 Days Later or Quarantine) as "zombies," even though they're not dead? I was wondering the same thing! Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#3438 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm At the end of Lifeforce when all these Londoners who've had there lifeforce stolen are running around creating havoc...are they zombies??  Their lifeforce stolen indicates death...but they dont seem to be feasting on people...just attacking th Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#3692 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm At the end of Lifeforce when all these Londoners who've had there lifeforce stolen are running around creating havoc...are they zombies??  Their lifeforce stolen indicates death...but they dont seem to be fea Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4022 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Hey Zombie Master (standing on desk with hand in the air) I was in a morgue today for a Anatomy and Physiology unit test I had to dissect the abdomen of a Cadaver (A+ grade). Afterwards, I was kissing the Porcelain God Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4023 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Zombie Master, is it permissible to refer to rabid humans (a la 28 Days Later or Quarantine) as "zombies," even though they're not dead? Also, can you tell us where you studied? Do you have a Zh.D. or Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4024 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Kayla has a question Zombie Master!!!! Does a zombie have to be an actual corpse or could it be a skeleton, because after rotting for a while it would turn into a skeleton. Is that possible? :) Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4556 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Answer Kayla's question first, but I'm glad she revived this thread because it reminded me of a question I wanted to ask you, Zombie Master: is the Frankenstein monster a zombie? His parts were all once alive, although they belonged to different people. Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4559 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm I was wondering the same thing about Jason Vorhees after...let's say part 4. Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4582 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Hmm, I think we need a Clear definition of a zombie, because TECHINICALLY, Jason and Frankenstine could both be zombies. Zombie Master? Will you please provide one? :D Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4697 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Ok. I will attempt to answer all four of the previous questions in order so stay with me: 1) Can a zombie be a skeleton? There is a great series of movies by director Amando de Assorio. They are known as the "Blind Dead" series and they Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4750 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Zombies are completely controlled by the brain... Proof positive that I am not a zombie. Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4754 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm kk, so in Army of Darkness the evil skeleton dudes weren't zombies? Ok. Thank you oh wise Zombie Master :) Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4756 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm I agree with whatever Orlando says Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4760 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Uh oh, ZM. She callin' you out, dawg  Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4761 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm No i wasn't! I was clarifying. But why we're on the topic, what are they? lol Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4764 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm kk, so in Army of Darkness the evil skeleton dudes weren't zombies? Ok. Thank you oh wise Zombie Master :) Actually, by definition, Orlando is correct. They are actually under the contro Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4768 http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm Woo! Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:37:00 GMT http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/orca/topic/Class-is-now-in-session.htm#4777