Okay what the hell no one else has posted here...my definition of bad drivers is pretty broad but includes impatient people who'd rather race any car on the road rather than be two minutes late for wherever they have to be...racers in general (you know the sort, morons who think it's cool to put giant chrome wheels and huge exhausts on their sh*tty cars and go "crooooozing"), inattentive idiots who dont realise they are travelling at speed in a ton and a bit of metal and glass and plastic who every time they get behind the wheel endanger themselves and others but are too stupid to realise they are endangering themselves and others...i could go on and on...taking a breath...where's my damn valium...
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Try working in summers (boy thank god thats long over) at a grocery that, after 10PM, usually attracts 10 to 12 cars worth of street racers to its large parking lot. Not to race, just to chill and look at their unnecessarily overdone cars. (i should note that my car has an aftermarket muffler, but A) I bought it that way from the guy, and B) its since come off the pipe and I'm getting it FINALLY taken off.)
Try working in summers (boy thank god thats long over) at a grocery that, after 10PM, usually attracts 10 to 12 cars worth of street racers to its large parking lot. Not to race, just to chill and look at their unnecessarily overdone cars. (i should note that my car has an aftermarket muffler, but A) I bought it that way from the guy, and B) its since come off the pipe and I'm getting it FINALLY taken off.)
i hate those guys with a freakin passion...i figured out what I like about a movie called "The Wraith" from the 80's...its coz its basically about a guy who comes back from the dead to take out a gang of street racers...
Side note: hey Zombie Master does the Wraith constitute a zombie? lol
Oh my favorite bad driver is the one with the cell phone, you know the one who is all over the road, or what about the nose picker driver? Women putting on make up. I have seen drivers speeding as they read a paper. I know you have seen them they have the paper on the steering wheel.
I think I have the all time favorite the driver that is eating, while steering with their knees, sometimes if you really look you can see that one special driver roll a joint while driving with their knees.
My favorite bad drivers are the ones who ride your tail. They are like right on top of you while your driving. They just need to be like 2 inches from your back bumper. You know the ones you just want to slam on your breaks for because you know it'll be there fault.b Actually this happened to me this week and the jerk put his high beams on.
Another one for me is the people who speed through school zones. Where I live it's like 50 or 60kilomtres per hour limit normally, but you slow down to 40KPH for designated school zones. I just dont get it...yeah let's bounce some kiddies off the hood for some kicks!! The thing is they speed past then you end up stopped next to them at the next set of lights anyway...
I kid you not, once in morning rush hour traffic on the freeway, a man driving in the lane on my left was eating a bowl of cereal and talking on the cell phone while driving. I couldn't believe it. He had one hand on the wheel, while the cell phone was wedged between his ear and shoulder. The other hand was holding the spoon and the bowl was wedged between his chest and the steering wheel...Idiot.
Oh, and I think that any body driving while talking on the phone ought to be shot. There, I said it.
I kid you not, once in morning rush hour traffic on the freeway, a man driving in the lane on my left was eating a bowl of cereal and talking on the cell phone while driving. I couldn't believe it. He had one hand on the wheel, while the cell phone was wedged between his ear and shoulder. The other hand was holding the spoon and the bowl was wedged between his chest and the steering wheel...Idiot.
Oh, and I think that any body driving while talking on the phone ought to be shot. There, I said it.
Damn! That'd be friggin HILARIOUS if it wasnt so dangerous...sounds like something Kramer from Seinfeld would do...
you know what the worst is? its when you get stuck behind some r-tard blond that is talking on the phone and looking in the car merror doing makup and she is at a red light and she dosnt see the fricken light when it turns green and you have honk the horn five hundread times befor she flicks you off and gose relly slowly dowm the road and she like stopes because she drops her macup I HATE THAT!! THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD GET SHOT
I live in LA where the makeup-applying, cereal-eating, cellphone-texting, newspaper-reading shavers are so ubiquitous its useless anymore even to complain about them--I've seen cops do it. My bitch--the one that used to make me stop, get out, and confront the driver face to face--is the idiot who waits until the last second to decide he wants to change lanes when traffic is stopped. He has a half mile to get into the lane he wants, but no, he has to wait until he can't go any further and then block both lanes as he sits there with his motherfucking blinker flashing. I literally want to strangle that asshole.
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Another close second is the self-centered prick (usually a woman, actually) who, pulling out of a corner parking lot onto a busy, multilane street to turn left (some of our surface streets out here are up to six lanes or more with turn lanes figured in), instead of turning right, going through the light and then pulling a U-turn to come back and turn right, blocks all the traffic so she can sloooowly and dangerously get over into the left turn lane immediately--where she invariaby proceeds to be the only one who makes it throught the light.
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