I wrote this ages ago when I was really bored one day...i think it was for another site that probably sucked that's why i never ended up posting it there...thought I'd post it here in case anyone's got a spare 10 minutes and likes this sorta thing. No prizes, other than the fun of knowing the answers, which are posted at the bottom, but I don't encourage or condone cheating by skipping down to them...you'll need a pen and paper...anyway, have fun :)

Questions:

1. In Alien (1979), after Kane comes to after being in the infirmary and the crew are sitting down for a meal, what does Kane say is the first thing he’s going to do when he gets home?

a) take a hot shower
b) get some decent food
c) make love to his wife
d) wash his 1962 Pontiac Firebird

2. In the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead, when the characters are communicating with whiteboards, what is gun shop Andy’s last message to the group at the mall?

a) “I’m hungry.”
b) “What’s the bad news?”
c) Nothing, the whiteboard is smeared with blood
d) “Can you bring me some whiteboard cleaner?”

3. In The Exorcist (1973) what does the possessed Regan do that prompts Max von Sydow’s character to ask her to “do that again.”?

a) spews pea soup into his face
b) walks up the stairs backwards on all fours
c) opens a dresser drawer with telekinesis
d) chugs a pint of lager in 6 seconds

4. At the start of Stir of Echoes (1999) Tom Witzky (Kevin Bacon) is wearing a black t-shirt with the name of a band in white letters on the front. What is the name of the band?

a) Social Distortion
b) The Sex Pistols
c) Pink Floyd
d) Mrs Mills’ Knees Up Party

5. In Misery (1990), when Annie (Kathy Bates) cooks meatloaf for Paul (James Caan), what does she say she mixes in with the ground beef to give it a “little extra zip”?

a) chilli
b) Spam
c) Tabasco sauce
d) the Colonel’s 12 secret herbs and spices

6. In Signs (2002) when the Hess family is planning the elaborate meal towards the end of the movie, what does Morgan (Rory Culkin) say he wants?

a) spaghetti
b) French toast and mashed potatoes
c) Teriyaki chicken
d) Nothing, he’s on a low-carb diet

7. In A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) when Glen (Johnny Depp) is listening to his headphones and watching TV and his mother comes into his bedroom, what show is he watching?

a) The Johnny Carson Show
b) Miss Universe
c) Miss Nude America
d) nothing, the TV is turned off
 
8. In The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), the first victim is killed with:

a) a machete
b) a chainsaw
c) a hammer
d) a sock full of pennies

9. In Night of the Living Dead (1968), zombie extras supposedly eating human entrails are really eating what?

a) chicken in tomato sauce
b) ham in chocolate sauce
c) octopus dipped in honey
d) real sheep entrails

10. In the opening sequence of Halloween (1978) when young Mike Myers kills his sister, what kind of mask is he wearing?

a) a clown mask
b) a white Captain Kirk mask
c) a hockey mask
d) no mask – Cherokee war paint

answers below!

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Answers:

1b
2c
3c
4a
5b
6b
7a
8c
9b
10a

0-2 correct – And you call yourself a horror fan! Get your butt to the video store NOW!
3-4 correct – Okay, but you need to hire more horror movies, you’re dangerously undernourished
5-8 correct – Well done! You are on your way to being truly demented!
9-10 correct – True horror freak! You should be proud! I don’t need to tell you to go to the video store to get horror movies, you already own ‘em!

I like this do another one please?

I got 8.

good quiz

You did it already? Damn that was quick...okay I'll try, might not be til the next few days though, I'm at work atm and I'll need some time to think of the new one...plus i should actually do some actual work today... I've got a bigger one (about 30 questions i think) that's about movies in general I wrote at the same time as this one I can send to you privately if you're super keen :)

I got 5.

Not bad for someone who hasnt seen Misery (yet), Stir of Echoes, or Signs.

You gotta see Misery... I'm a big fan of the other two...but...you GOTTA see Misery :)

 I really liked this quiz. I love quizzes. You had a little bit of all horror movies. Good collection. I can't wait to the 30 question one. I think we all would love the 30 question quiz.

 you really are freaky creepy -- I like you

you really are freaky creepy -- I like you

I like you too!

Okay, I just found it on my drive...it's actually 21 questions because I was going for 100 but then lost interest. I'm reluctant to post it because:

a) it reveals a little too much about my taste in movies

b) it's movies in general not horror flicks

c) it's only 21 questions and I falsely advertised it as 30

d) but i spose i can post it if i wont get...*deep breath* in TWUBBLE?

see how did a quiz thing there, with the multiple choice? *pats own back*

Ironically, A) I own it, I just havent watched it yet.  God knows when I will...and B) I actually got that one right.  Somehow I missed 1, 2, 4, 6, and 8.  Even though I've seen Alien, Dawn of the Dead remake and Nightmare on Elm Street (almost got that one right too, but changed my mind.)

 Post it your posts are awesome!

Attrage -- how come I'm smellin' illsa nazi she-devil and jess franco films a comin'?  It's not that bad is it?

LMAO wtf? Rest assured...it's not that bad...okay Ive been talked into it, I'm just cleaning it up so it doesnt go wonky I'll post it in a sec