"I'll Kill You, I'll Bury You, I'll Spit On Your Grave Too

I found this gem today at a garage sale along with a special edition of Monty Python and The Holy Grail, and The 40 Year Old Virgin, and paid 6 bucks (I got a Wallflowers CD and Pink Floyds The Works as part of the deal)Supposedly this movie was released in 2000, however some quick research has turned up it was originally called Survival 101 and released around 1994. When it went nowhere they decided to cash in on the notoriety of I Spit On Your Grave and pull the money out of suckers pockets like mine.

How bad is this movie? Bad.

It was literally shot on a camcorder in either the late 80's or early 90's, and the acting makes Mark Walhberg's turn in The Happening look like Oscar material.

The plot: I'm not exactly sure. In the early 60s a couple get cut up with a chainsaw. Then a bunch of semi interesting actors decide to come back to the same area twenty years later to open up a summer camp (I think).

The actors literally look like they are reading their lines off cue cards, and one of them (the guy who plays the sheriff)  actually appears to get better at it as the movie progresses.

Pluses - there aren't any. Trust me on this one. Its bedrock level moviemaking, done by a guy who probably is back working at Dairy Queen now.

Minuses - everything. Its that bad. Indie horror makers should watch this one as a class on not what to do when making a movie.

My score  minus 100

If you can beat this bad movie, post it. I doubt you can, this one is that bad.

Hmmm, that's a great challenge. I turned off Tales From the Crapper within 10 mins, cause it was awful, but can't say how it relates to this movie as I will never watch it.

My worst movies ever have to be Death Bed and Dont Go In The Woods. Complete and utter crap!

Worst horror movie ever, eh?

Manos Hands of Fate.  I even struggled to get through the MST3K version...

Actually, it's probably one of the worst films ever, horror or otherwise.

Speaking of Criswell, how about Orgy Of The Dead? :)

Yeah that one was pricele

Hey Darkstar.  Since we were on the subject of horror mags in another thread, Horrorhound does a VHS column every issue.  In the May/June 09 issue, it was Magnum Entertainment.  Why do I mention this you might ask?  Well.....

TREMBLE!  TREEEEEEEEMMMMMBLE!!!!!!