Truth or Dare?

Truth...

What's the biggest pain in the ass about running this site?

That has got to be the fact that I am a complete technology moron and yet I have a lot of grand plans as to what I'm gonna do for you guys. My reactions and development are extremely slow but eventually it comes together. I don't think you were here when I completely fucked everything up and lost the profiles of about 30 users... sucked. I spend WAY too much time working on things but it is completely a labor of love for me.

Dude, you totally let me off easy... Nothing about the Britney CD in my 4x4 or that drunken time with my cousin... cool.

 Well I love you anyway! I think your doing a great job.

Truth or Dare?

Truth

How exactly would you dare on an online forum?

It's do-able.  but you said truth, so:

What's your biggest regret in regards to someone else?  I mean What did you do or say to someone that you most wish you could take back?

That's easy. I regret dating all of my ex boyfriends. You'd think I would have at least had one ok guy, but that's not the case. I regret that I didn't go with the southern gothic bass guitarist haha

My turn

Truth or Dare ???

you're still young Molly--plenty of time for more a-holes to tear up your heart--don't lose hope.

OK-truth

Oh great I'm looking forward to it!-> This maybe the most sarcastic thing I've ever typed. I think I'm going to start batting for the other team.

I'm glad you picked truth b/c I still don't understand dare

so what's your worst/favorite nightmare?

The falling ones always scare the crap out of me because I have a little bit of a problem with heights-- but singularly I had one once where I was in a plane crash in the ocean.  I was underwater and trying to get to the surface, but was being held down by the plane.  As I started sinking I could see the silhouette of the plan above me--scared the hell out of me--one of those wake up sweating, panting,frenzied dreams--still is burned into my head years later.

Truth or dare?

I'll bite.  Truth.

If you could bring ANY one person back from the dead for just one day, who would it be and why? What would you say to them?

(And they could be healthy and happy-- not a zombie or anything like that.  Like in A.I.-- hopefully you've seen it)

Havent seen it but I get the drift.

Tough one...

I dont have any family id like to see...no friends who are close have died....wow....

You know...there's a lot of possibilities.  Einstein, but I wouldnt know why.  Ditto for Gandhi.  There are reasons for Darwin and Jesus, but I don't know if I'd want to waste it on that(they're mean, spiteful reasons that involve wanting the fundamentalists and creationists to see how wrong they are).  See the problem, is I don't have a massive burning desire for most.  It's a tough call...it's between Robert Ripley and William M. Gaines. But you know what...

Being totally honest, I'd have to say William M. Gaines.  I'd want to bring him back for a couple reasons.  One, I'd want to talk with him about his comics...about what happened with the tv series after the fact.  I'd want to show him how much Mad continued to grow after he died...the kinds of things his ideas would go on to spawn, people he'd influenced...how long the tv show was around, the movies they made.  I think Gaines was a lot smarter than people gave him credit for.  I'd even want him to see, to some degree, how wrongly history views his "crucifixion" over the horror comics.  He probably had an immeasurable impact on life in general though comedy in Mad and horror in Tales, Vault, etc.  I'd really like that.

*cough*.....Truth or Dare?

PS:  DAMN THE INTERNET TO HELL.  I wrote this 10 minutes ago but my wireless crashed.  geez.

Truth (because the thought of a dare over the internet is straining my brain)...but i'll trust u when u say it's do-able. Anyway, bear in mind i'm in a different timezone so it might take me a while to get back to you on this!

your question Cryp

Well excuse me for going to pick up McDonalds and return some videos....lol

All right, Attrage:

You're shipwrecked on a deserted island.  Somehow a tv, and a dvd player have survived.  And the island has electrical power.  What 4 dvds (tv show seasons can be included), would you want to have till the rescue plane flew over?

no no--just making sure you knew I wasn't the only one asking questions

Well...I should probably be trying to make a fire, searching for edible plants, and stocking fresh water, but that wasnt really the question now, was it? lol let's just assume i've done all that, built a shelter, and am now stretching out on my palm-frond sofa, i'd take, in no particular order

Simpsons boxed set (any season)

Cast Away (for survival ideas)

Lord of the Rings boxed sets (gotta kill time and 12+ hours of movies seems logical, although hearing Sam say "Mr Frodo" in that accent of his over and over would probably make me want to kill myself eventually...)

hmm i've probably exceeded the 4 there...but if i can fit it in, the last one'd be "Debbie Does the Upper West Side" for um...stress relief

woops im sposed to end with "Truth or Dare?"

Well I obviously have to pick dare just to pop the cherry on this topic so to speak. I don't see how this is possible but I'm open for anything I suppose?

I dare you to...

Propose to a member of The Ossuary

Well that's interesting, only one? Can it be more than 1 because there would be more people for different reasons?

It's up to Attrage I guess, but I vote for just one because that's more personal and thereby more scary.

Well if it had to be just one....

*gets down on one knee*

Mad Molly will you marry me? You seem the most down to earth regular on here.

And if we split up you aren't getting my DVD collection! haha

Truth or Dare?

truth

What do you honestly think of me and 4 other regular ossuarians of your choice, while giving individual reasons?

Well ok--but this is only based on what people have written, so many assumptions could be wrong.

Cryp: a true fan of the genre.  I believe he embraces Horror movies with open arms and is truly open-minded enough to give anything a shot.  And he's bright. And friendly.  He hasn't allowed this world to turn him into the complete jaded cynic yet--but he seems to be working on it.

Freaky: very friendly and nurturing, but not afraid at all to speak her mind.  I think she's a fellow water sign. I think she's gay or bi, which just makes her more attractive to me.  Some of my best friends are gay women.  I know I know--a huge part of my brain tells me that astrology is bullshit, but then you have to explain  why it seems that there is a high percentage of Scorpios on Horror sites.  She can tell me I'm wrong, But I guess she's a Cancer, Pisces, or fellow Scorpion.  She reminds me of myself and some of my closest friends--the mistake folks often make with her is that they mistake her kindness for weakness--big mistake.

Attrage:  I think he's a balls to the wall Aussie (stereotype in use).  I think I'd like to take tequila shots with him while listening to some good horrorbilly.  Until we both got so drunk that we forgot what we were saying and just said fuck it and started checking out chick's asses.

Peltablo:  very bright and a writer- good enough sport to help me with my story-- I like good sports so much more than sticks in the mud or snikety nit-pickers.

And you:  You annoyed me at first with the whole I can't be scared stuff--being a haunter and practical joker, I was just thinking, "Given the chance, I could scare your ass.", but then as I thought about it, I realized that it IS very hard to find a movie that really does scare me anymore  so now you're growing on me --like a fungus.  The last time a movie really scared me was "The Descent" when that first creature shows up in their midst--very well done.

oh--truth or dare?

Mostly true.  Just so's you know, its a tough balancing act, but it IS possible to be a jaded cynic and friendly.  Kind of a source of pride really.  Your perception's pretty right on with me.

And truth.

What was the last important thing you failed at?  Where you really let yourself or someone else down?

Ironically, I just discovered it.  I let myself down.  And it's gonna sound like small potatoes, but I'm really pissed I did this.

See, in general, I'm very thorough when I buy dvds.  I'm also very thorough when it comes to...bootlegs.  So at the convention I bought more than usual actually.  Indonesian flick, etc.  I'll mention more of the good stuff in the site report around Tuesday.

But right now, I'm going through my stuff.  And I bought a bootleg from one guy who sells FANTASTIC quality theatrical releases and other stuff.  So I ask "do you have theatrical cut of grindhouse" he says "All we have is what's here" *points to case*.  Looking back, I shouldve realized something was up then.  But I just dropped the ball for the first time there.  Then I saw the case.  Has a planet terror photo on the cover.  Grindhouse on the top.  He puts it in, it plays fine and beautifully.  I bought it from him.  I left and looked closer.  Saw the Planet Terror synopsis on the back with an overall grindhouse one.  While it worried me, I was ok since it had a grindhouse synopsis too.  The one thing I DIDNT do, that I should have, was open the case.  Or notice the side.  On the side it said "Grindhouse Presents Planet Terror".  On the DVD it said "Planet Terror.  Grindhouse".  In other words, I missed FOUR dead giveaways that I was only getting Planet Terror (for 15 bucks).  And, to add insult to injury, I didnt realize at the time, but at another table, where I bought another bootleg, there was a DEFINITE theatrical cut with the Japan only bonus disc that I wouldve bought immediately, had I known what I'd originally bought.  I'm REALLY pissed right now.  I'm planning to give the bootleg to one of my friends and get the other at the october Chiller.  This way, it will cost me roughly 40 dollars to recreate the 6-disc japan set that has our two four discs, the theatrical cut, and the japn only disc (and no import cost.)

I hope that works.  You have no idea how pissed at myself I am.  (I probably shouldnt be, but I'm sorry I was just REALLY stupid on that, and it really pisses me off.)

Truth or dare.

No DVD collection. No deal.

Yeah just one, so I guess thats all taken care of. And I'll go again....TRUTH

Ok.  Thought of this yesterday.

What's the craziest and/or stupidest thing you've ever done that's horror-related?  If you'd like me to explain further, let me know.  (the story I told about the dvd was not mine, though mine did happen this past weekend.)

EDIT:  I'll just clarify.  As an example, yesterday I waited 5-6 hours in the sun, giving myself a sunburn.....all to meet Robert Englund.  That's mine.  What's yours.

Hah!  I was born, dude, I was born.  I came into this world kicking, screaming, and covered in blood.  Things have since proceeded to get a bit stranger.  ;-)

Other than that, I think signing up here was probably the craziest horror-related thing I've done--I'm sort of the vanilla type.  

never went fishing --not to eat them or throw them back--but to just hang them in your neighbor's trees?

Watched Hostel thinking it would actually be a good movie.

Nah just kidding, i know there are some Hostel fans posting here. Once I covered my little sister's bed in black plastic spiders (about 300 of the fuckers) and then gently laid her quilt down over them. The screams were music to my ears....

does that count?

Works for me!

You know what to do.

So was Robert Englund worth the extreme tan?

Truth or dare??

ooo oh truth!

ever fantasized about killing someone you know? if so, who, and how?

Not to sound totally psycho, but I would so curb my ex boyfriend.

Truth or dare?

Does "curb" mean you'd do the "put your mouth on the curb" thing from American History X to him? If so, cool!!!

And I'll let someone else do the next one I've done a couple now..dont want to hog...

truth

Wait till you see the picture.....muhahahahahahaha

pumpboy: If you had to only watch one horror movie over and over and over again for the rest of eternity, what would it be?

Attrage: Yes, that's exactly what I mean

The Stand

Does that count being a mini-series?

if it doesn't count-- then The Prophecy.

Truth or Dare?

Attrage the technical term for that is a nazi smile. As horrible as that sounds.

I'm more partial to the "Glasgow grin" myself

TRUTH

 what's the worst thing you've ever done to someone you loved?

Cheated on a girl I loved. I'll carry that guilt to my fucking grave

Always forget this part...Truth or D..d...dare?

d d d dare

I dare you to, for one whole day (starting say, tomorrow morning when u get up) follow everything you say to anyone with the words: "I am woman, hear me roar."

Obviously I have no way of verifying if you've actually done it, but I feel we're all comfortable within the confines of the honor system?

ok accepted. Tomorrow I roar at everyone with my vagina. Check

Truth or Dare?

That takes a lot of muscle control that does....heh.

and Truth.

Ok so you're some kind of jigsaw like serial killer guy.

Who do you teach your lesson to, and how do you do it?

Wow.....

Um....how's this:

"Hello, Pastor Fred Phelps.  For years, you've gathered a following of people preaching a doctrine of hate, bigotry, and prejudice against homosexuals under the guise of fundamentalism.  You pierce, massacre, and eviscerate the feelings of people you've never met to further your warped interpretation of your sacred texts and the doctrines of your misguided church.  Now we shall see what biblical justice has in store for you.  You find yourself trapped in a tall glass box.  Your feet are chained below you to the floor of the box and a second lock is on the ceiling, holding the top in place.  Shortly after this tape stops you will be as"salt"ed as your chamber fills to the top with salt.  Amongst the salt are the two keys to your freedom.  Can you find the keys before you become a living pillar of salt in your own personal sodom and gomorrah of hate?  Live or die.  Make your choice."

I'm SHOCKED it took me that long to think of him.  Truth or dare.

I don't get it cryp. What's his choice?

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And as loony as the guy is, he's never killed anybody or done anything other than harrass them, as far as I know. Aren't you, like, surpassing him a little on the evil scale here?

truth

and btw--as far as Phelps goes, everyone has a right to free speech even hate-filled,attention-starved assholes who shout out shit like, "God hates fags"  and "Aids cures fags" and Fags die-- God laughs"--  I lump him with jew-hating nazis and other racist fucks who would deny justice to another man based on their own philosophies.  They're usually too close-minded and ingnorent to argue with so I'll exercise my free speech by saying "Salt his ass Cryp" .  I mean c'mon--all the evil that man has perpetrated and God is gonna hate us because a man sucks dick--c'mon.

and Pastor-- I'll let the God(s) decide whether my incite to salt is higher on the evil scale than showing up at funerals and mocking the dead.

btw--truth

Pastor:  I was asked to pick someone who I'd like to put in a Jigsaw like-trap.  I did the best I could to do that.  You can ask HorrorCzar since I was talking to him while I did it just how long it took me to come up with using him.  Suffice to say this was not easy to answer. (Thought of the Jonas Brothers, but I couldn't think of a purity based trap.  Thought of Paris Hilton...but I can tolerate her now.  Thought of a papparazzo...but that's been done and I couldn't finish the trap)  I'm not saying he doesn't have the right to say what he's saying, I'm saying that I'd like to put him through the trap as a personal choice.  His choice was to try and get the keys or to just panic, miss them, and let the salt envelope him.  It wasn't a good choice, but it was the only one I could come up with.  I wouldn't have put make your choice actually, but its kinda Jigsaws trademark thing.  Also, in most cases in the Saw movies, the person who is being put through the trap hasn't killed anyone either.  They're junkies...or they won't forgive people for drunk driving and killing their children...or they hurt others as a private eye and take photos of people...or they're corrupt cops.  In that regard, Phelps non-lethal actions do fit.  Thanks though.  I actually kinda enjoyed analyzing my answer further.  I appreciate the answer more now.

Pumpboy:  While we're on this subject, lets say you're starting a religion.  What are the three most important things youd want your followers to do, follow, or believe?

Damn, Cryp--I am not a big fan of organized religion--although many churches do good work as far as providing food and other aid to the unfortunate, in the long run, I think they have done far more harm than good by destroying knowledge, being a roadblock to science, persecuting the innocent, starting wars etc. 

I've said for years that if there is a hell, there's a special spot reserved for televangelists, although years ago, in my less moral days, I considered becoming one.  I've been a salesman most of my life and I'm no stranger to being persuasive and I have a deep, clear  "radio" voice, and I knew that I could do it--but just couldn't bring my self to be that fuckin' hypocritical and also the thought that if there was a god--he'd be pissed (if he noticed)

So starting a religion is not something I'd ever do.  But if I have to --then brother here goes:

The ONLY way to god is through me and he wants you to prove your devotion by giving me all your disposable income (In my wisdom from god, I will help you decide how much that is)  and of course my penis is the instrument of god, so all your wives and daughters must worship and service it, thereby coming closer to god.  I'd be a total corrupt fucker.

so the three laws would be:

I am the way

Prove your devotion to the way by turning over your worldly possessions to the way.

Worship my penis.

and after enough penis worshipping , um we can promote peace, feed a few folks, recruit new members--stuff like that.

ok-truth or dare?

The thing I don't get is, Jigsaw is an insane, sadistic monster. So you're identifying yourself with an insane, sadistic monster and deriving pleasure from the thought of torturing and killing someone you don't happen to like who, whatever his offenses, hasn't done anything remotely equal in evil to what you'd like to do to him. There's something fundamentally wrong with that picture, don't you think?

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If it was me, I'd either refuse to the answer the question on the grounds that I'm not an insane, sadistic monster, or at the very least choose someone who might plausibly be considered worthy of death--Jeffrey Dahmer, or whoever.

If you watch the movies its clear that Jigsaw is a pretty smart guy. I just don't think insane is the right word. He's always fully aware of what hes doing.

Hey, you're talking to the walking salad bar here.  I pick and choose morals and ethics that follow my own principles that rarely steer me wrong.  Just picked the question cuz it happened to be on my mind from discussing Phelps.

And I think "worship my penis" is a tshirt waiting to happen.  lol

Jigsaw isn't insane.  See, the way I read the movies is that you are ALWAYS able to survive one of Jigsaw's traps if you're willing to make the sacrifice or think calmly (my favorite jigsaw trap was one from Saw II where the woman reaches her hands into the blade box and gets caught trying to get the serum.  It's not because its bloody...it's because if you watch, there's a lock on the top of the box in PLAIN VIEW with a key in it that allows the person to get the serum if they were thinking straight).  Every one of the Jigsaw traps is escapable.  In the first movie, if Adam hadn't freaked out when he woke up, he'dve had his key.  In the second, calm thinking wouldve resolved the whole thing since the answer to the "back of your mind" clue was the FIRST thing I thought of when he said it.  No bloodshed necessary.  He tries to teach people value of their life.  Now, if you're talking Saws 3 and 4, that's different.  In Saw 3 you start to get traps that are inescapable because he wasn't making them (doing my best to avoid spoilers here).  And there are escapable ones too, but those traps arent predicated on the victim escaping, they're predicated on Jeff's forgiveness of the people.  When he can't make a sacrifice, they die.  Saw IV is an entirely different beast though, for obvious reasons.

I may disagree with the fact that Jigsaw's actions lead to the deaths of people, but I respect his intelligence and technical skill in attempting to teach his lessons, though his methods may be graphic.  One of the major reasons I'm a Saw fan is not because of blood.  It's not torture.  It's because there's a psychological level to the films.  I am fascinated by the lesson he's trying to teach, the personal principles he follows, or the reasoning he uses, far more so than his method of doing it.  He's not just random hulking murderer wandering around slicing people's heads off willy-nilly(no disrespect to the slasher icons meant).

And before you think I'm deriving pleasure from my answer, I should make something clear:  First, I considered saying Dahmer.  Then I realized he's already dead.  I considered saying many other criminals.  Most of them are already serving long or life prison sentences or dead so what's the point of trying to teach and/or punish them when they are already being or have been punished?  Also, the reason it took me ALMOST AN HOUR to come up with what I did is because I didn't want to answer the question but chose to answer it because that is the spirit of a game of Truth or Dare and chose to answer it to the best of my ability.  I don't normally think that way, and don't "get my jollies" (so to speak) thinking about torturing famous people or random folks on the street who annoy me or people I disagree with.  I mean I didn't call myself "a nice guy" in my profile thing for nothing, I kinda pride myself upon it.  I may think that Phelps is a bigoted moron who disrespects the families of the dead and mourners of great tragedies, but I realize that I would never be able to live with myself if I committed such an act.  I mean hell, I even unconsciously chose a method of torture that was completely bloodless and consciously chose one that was relatively easy to escape!  Just watch for two keys to fall down with the salt, easy. When I said I appreciate my answer, I didn't mean I endorsed the action.  I meant I liked the fact that my answer had more depth to it than I thought it did when I wrote it at 1210AM and thought it answered the question well.  I'm not a closet serial killer, I just appreciate movies that make me think and the Saw movies do that.

I hope this answers your concerns.  So who wants to play next? Pumpboy's at bat folks.

Ok, I plead ignorance, then

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I watched the beginning of the first Saw, hated it, and turned it off. Now here I go assuming I knew what they (the series) were all about, when obviously I don't. Sorry about that.

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And if anyone starts in with that "assuming" thing, I will hang them upside down from a slowly descending blimp ("DUMBASS" printed in large letters on the side) with a mechanism on the rope that releases them if they try to pull themselves up by it. To teach you patience with dumbasses.

It's cool. Just so you know, I'm not upset or anything.  I hope it didn't come across that way.  Trust me, I'm not trying to turn people on to the films since I know they just aren't people's cup of tea some times.

Truth

of the folks you know personally--who scares you the most and why?

Well...i suppose it would have to be a really good friend of mine who is prone to self-harm. I'm not talking scratching a blunt knife against skin until a welt bleeds I'm talking taking a straight razor and literally slicing her arms open. What scares me most is not having her around anymore.

Truth or dare?

truth

what's the dumbest/weirdest/most embarrassing/most elaborate thing you've ever done to impress a girl?

This is tough-- I've done some weird stuff for women.

Well when I was a kid I did the normal stupid macho stuff: drank too much, started fights, raced my car, even jumped off a bridge--all to impress one girl or another.

It's also great when I show a woman my workshop for the first time.  They are either very impressed or very creeped out--never just in-between.  It's a great measuring stick for compatibility.

But I'll go with one that actually worked:

I picked a woman up for our third date wearing a tux, with top hat, cape, and white gloves.  I blindfolded her and took her home, teasing her with a rose from my own rosebush the whole way--using the thorns as well as the petals.  I made her keep the blindfold on even at the house while I fed her strawberries and cherry mimosas.

Truth or Dare?

truth?

Which Looney toons character would you prefer to eat, porky pig or daffy duck?

no-no-no seriously:

Would you rather live in your own version of paradise, but be alone

or

live with your most desired person, but in object poverty--which would you choose and why?

Damn Pumpboy.  Why do you have to make things difficult?  I would rather answer the first question.

here goes something... and I am being completely honest here

I would rather live in my own version of paradise alone because even though I would get very lonely, being with the person that you want to be with all of the time will eventually lead you to hate them.  The poverty thing doesn't bother me all that much.

What does that make me?

Truth or Dare?

 you

 Okay I'll bite. Truth.

I said TRUTH! Truth? I want the truth I cant handle the truth!!

who would you rather be with? a really hot chic with not much going on upstairs or an average looking woman who could stimulate you intellectually?

be honest

A hot chick, I'm really shallow when it comes to women.

The latter

Truth or Dare?

truth

Your best friend comes to you and asks you to help him/her cover up a serious crime they just committed. Would you help them or turn them in?

best friend-?

then I'd have to help him.

Truth or Dare?

Fuck it, I'll change it up and say Dare!

I'll let you off easy--

post your most embarrassing,dorkiest childhood photo in this thread.

ok, but give me a couple of days to find something.

That's being "let off easy?" Not if you had my childhood lol

Can Kayla play?

:)

Wow Kayla I would give you a crazy one but I'll be nice and let someone else give you one, haha.

I'll do it since bloodlust hasn't been around for a while..... Truth or dare?

Truth :D

Ok, Orlando:  If someone told you you had to relive an event over and over in your life for eternity (a la Groundhog Day), what would it be?

that's too.too.too easy--think about it. c'mon. uh huh.

Going to the Barack Obama rally in Seattle, or...and this is bad but true...the night I lost my virginity :)

That would be an AWESOME thing to relive over and over again lol.

see--i told you

Gimme a break here pump, I was trying to think of one we hadnt done before.  lol

I'll bite like the 3 (yep thats right three) shark attacks that have recently occured off the east coast of my humble little island....*wipes a tear* makes me so proud. I dont like dares so I'll go a TRUTH. Hit me.

Just kidding ya, but you have to know when you ask someone what event they'd like to relive over and over that the answer's going to usually involve sex. (cause we shouldn't confess our more sinister events here,right?)

And I guess it's Orlando's turn to ask a truth of Attrage.

I can't help it! You asked :)

kk..

If anyone on the site could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

YOU. And as for what you'd do...well that all depends on two things: how limbre you are, and how much pain you can tolerate.

That's awkward lol.

I have the lowest pain tolerance of anybody i've ever met, and I'm kinda limber?

ANYWAYS.

Step right up people :)

I suppose limber will have to do...Wednesday work for you? lol i like your capitalised ANYWAYS. I get that a lot ;)

Truth or Dare?

truth

who's turn to ask?

attrage's turn--but shoot--I'll take you both on  --i'm multi-faceted like that.

What's the first, second and third thing you'd do if you woke up tomorrow morning and you were...the last man on Earth?

huh?

Like a diamond I am

damn --a tough one

I guess you're assuming that I know I'm the last man on earth or the answer would be look for people of course.

There's alot of what-ifs too--do I have power-electricity?  Well I do know how to use a generator and I'm sure I could siphon plenty of gas. One of the things would be to head south trading vehicles and/or siphoning gas as needed, cuz the gas pumps don't work when the power is off which it eventually would be.  I would head south to escape winter and eliminate that concern.  I'd also make sure I didn't settle down anywhere within hundreds of miles of a nuclear power plant because without operators, those things are gonna have a serious meltdown.  Food and clothing to last a lifetime would be no issue, but I would have to gather some guns to keep off the packs of feral dogs that would be roaming the streets.  I'd probably try to find a friendly stray or two just for some kind of fuckin company.  I might at first go to some of the animal shelters and try to let out at least the non-snarling ones so they wouldn't die of thirst.  After a week or two that would be a pointless occupation.  OK -- here goes:

1.  eat what I want and wear what I want and drive what I want and get a few guns for the bad dogs and a good first aid book and kit in case I did have an accident.

2.  The net would be down, so I'd head to a library for some info on where nuke plants in the south were located, so I'd know where not to go.

3.  Try to free as many dogs (fuck cats--and no not literally) as I could before they died.

After that -- it's alot of fishing and reading on sunny southern beaches.  In my lonliness, I'd eventually try to build some monument or something that gave the aliens a clue about us if they ever were to come after I was gone.  I'd probably eventually also go insane from grief and lonliness, I am a social creature.

oh . . . Truth or Dare?

LMAO fuck u crack me up Pump

Good answer to the Truth or Dare, btw!

whos turn?

whoever responds to Pumpboy's truth or dare. You can do it, or leave it for someone else, whatever you want

TRUTH BITCH.

That's "Mr. Bitch" to you

If there is a God and you met God and he allowed you one question, what would it be?

 thanks man

This question is for you Orlando:

If there is a God and you met God and he allowed you one question, what would it be?

does anyone else want this question?  Orlando can still answer too.

Which specific religion (as in, Roman Catholic, Shia Islam, etc) is right?

Guaranteed ticket to heaven that way ;)

Truth or Dare?

 Is everyone scared of god?

DonStirno was answering Pump.  His repsonse is a good answer. lol

oops--sorry I missed it Don--thanks for pointing it out Cryp.

Your turn Don

but meanwhile . . . ok Molly :truth

Sorry, I haven't been on in a while lol.

Hmm. Thats a tough one and it will pry offend some people but whatever.

I'd ask him, "Why the FUCK did you allow our country to be run by George W. Bush for 8 years??!!"

It appears that Don, Molly, and Orlando owe us a posing of "truth or dare?"

I'll take a truth

Pump wants some Truth, Orlando

kk fine.

Truth or Dare?

No, no *slaps your wrist* He wants you to ASK him a truth :)

kk fine. No need for violence children lol

Kk, if you could be one famous person for a day, who would it be and why?

It's not that creative, but I think I'd be Jesus cuz then I'd know . . . bullshit or just unbelievable magnificence.

truth or dare?

who's turn?

Cause i'll totally take Truth.

You are standing before St. Peter at the pearly gates, but he won't let you in because of one sin. You've been forgiven for everything else, but this one.  What does St. Peter know that we don't?

(until now-heh-heh)

Honestly, if you judge me for this i will fucking LEAVE THE SITE.

I'm a Satanist.

yeah--that would probably keep you out

your turn to ask . . . .

Surprising, huh?

Well.

If you had to die, how would you want to go?

Relax no-one's gonna judge you for that. If you're a Satanist in the true sense of the word that's nothing to be ashamed of.

And I'll take a truth (because we've ascertained that dares are hard to do on a forum setting, fire away...)

Cripes, you guys were too fast for me...who gets to answer...?

I am. We don't sacrifice animals or rape kids. NOTHING LIKE THAT. Animals and children are sacred, and the purest of all lifeforms in our eyes.

kk, if you could be in one movie, what movie would it be and why?

 Oh-- I got Dares Attrage--just no one ever wants them--can't say I blame them.

I'll answer both Orlando. Firstly, i'll take your first question to mean if I had to die RIGHT NOW. I'd want to do it myself, a nice high-powered bullet right through the cerebellum - instant, and of my own choosing.

And...on a less morbid note, Star Wars - because zipping around the galaxy in a spaceship would be kinda cool.

And Pump...i'm intrigued...I promise next time I'll go dare, just for you :)

Truth or Dare?

Damn. Intense.

Lets dare Pumpboy :)

I dare you to make a flyer or poster that shows a photo or drawing of a gerbil in the center. 

Above the gerbil in large letters write, "LOST"

Below that write,"Reward Offered"

Gerbil picture in center

Below the gerbil write, "Answers to: Mr. Tinkles"

Below that write, "Last seen in Richard Gere's Ass (or arse, if you prefer)"

all the writing has to be clear and large enough to read.

Post in a public place and take a photograph to post on here so we know you did it.  We have to be able to see other people in the photo so we know it's a public place.

Have fun.

The dare was for you lol.

I never take dares

You better take this one--if you ask later--it'll be worse--it may involve men's restrooms.

Haaa.

I don't want this thread to end just because of Gere's ass or Orlando's wimpiness.

So I guess I suggest that unless you're interested in standing between two urinals at your local truckstop, wearing a pink dress and holding a sign that says "I'm A Little Teapot" you might want to leave "Dares" alone.

but . . we can still have truth.

We've had several good questions and even a few good answers so:

truth?

I kept looking for a reference to that movie "Troy" in this thread when you mentioned Orlando's wimpiness...lol

Okay I'll keep the thread alive...what's the WIMPIEST thing you've ever done?

I screamed like a little girl and ran when I thought a woman was throwing dogshit on me.

Truth or Dare?

 WHAT??!!

...i'm not a wimp...

:'(

 then where's your gerbil?

Truth or Dare?

Gerbil.

TRUTH.

If you could be reborn, would you prefer to be a male?

GIGANTO-GERBIL!

Roar.

No! I like being a chick.

GIANT GERBILS.

I see a movie coming.

:)

I like being a chick too!! Oh wait *checks pants* never mind.

um . . someone want to pose a truth or dare? or um . . take a truth or dare?

Truth.  to whoever wants to give it to me.

i'll dip my toes in this....

if you could put a curse on one person, who would it be, and what would the curse entail?

I'd like to put a curse probably on a former friend I've mentioned elsewhere around here.  (The girl I spent 2000 dollars in one year on, net.)  It would probably entail that she either always be unhappy in love or never be able to get into a position of power in diplomacy/international relations...her chosen field.  There are reasons that those are the two things that I don't want to get into, but I mean, in general, I always felt like the way she treated other people, she didn't deserve to get into a position of world power like she kinda seemed to want to.  I'm not a mean guy, point of fact, I'm very nice.  In general I wouldnt want to curse anyone, but the scars of that year are something i'll carry for a long time, whether I realize how bad they were at the time or not.

*clears throat*  Truth or Dare?

truth.

(btw... the gerbil bet was soooooooo doable ;)  )

Okay,

What's the craziest purchase you've ever made?

(I got the idea because of those damn Shamwow ads is on my tv at the moment.....lol)

hahaha! i bought the shamwows! and they work!

lets see crazyest purchase i ever made?  thats easy. i bought a car that was broke down. thought my mechanic husband would be able to fix it cheap. after putting $900 into the car, we ran out of $$$, and it still dident run. so we gave it to my father in law, who in the last 2 years has fixed it like new, and is now reselling it to me. in my defense it is  much nicer car today than the first time i bought it.

truth or dare?

truth

(and you're welcome to do the gerbil thing)

or would you prefer the teapot one

Likewise this one...any takers for a reimagining of this thread??

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT lol.

This one isn't that dead Attrage...

Shackelfore, its your turn to give Pumpboy a truth.

Okay okay, I got bored yesterday

Is Pumpboy ready for truth? Are any of us? lol

truth

I love this game! can I have a truth please?

Okay, Pumpboy asked first so I'll give him one, then when he's answered, he can give one to horrorbaby:

If you could be flown anywhere, right now, to live for the rest of your life, free of charge, where would it be?

No slight to Virginia, cuz I do love ol' Virginny, but we still get a little winter and I hate winter.  Winter should just be on pretty snow-covered postcards--not really experienced.  So that being said:

Inthe states:  New Orleans or the gulf coast of Mississipi--haven't been there since Katrina, but I always loved it there and Katrina has opened up lots of possibilities in the area.

Outside the states:  that's hard Cryp.  Aruba . . . St. John , but I'll settle on Bali.  Bali it is.  Do I have to explain?

And for you Horrorbaby:

If you could delete/erase one whole day from your life's history and all of it's known effects, which day would it be and why?

WOW! That is one hell of a question, one I did not expect here is my answer and boy is it a doosey. Having my virginity taken away from me by 3 men at the age of 14 years old. I was planning on saving myself for a future husband but they took that away from me. That day changed my entire life, and because of it I came close to taking my own life and it led me down a path of self destruction for many many years. Karma is a bitch and I hope it bites them all in the ass!

I admire the guts it took to post that Horrorbaby.  You could have easily chose a different response but you honor the game with your honesty. 

It's your turn to ask: Truth or dare? btw

Thank you!

Truth : If you and a best friend were stranded in the middle of the ocean and the only way to survive is to put on the only life jacket there is, only 1, would you put it on or give it up to your friend?

You're supposed to ask: truth or dare? and then see who chooses and then hit them with your question or dare.   But I'm guessing that this poisonous question is for me so:

to tell the truth, I don't know.  I'd like to be noble and say that I'd give up the vest for my friend, but then again, I'm not drowning now, am I.  In the actual life or death situation, I might say "fuck them" and grab the jacket.

Truth or dare?

truth.   hit me with a good one

Ok Shack:

What did you dream of becoming when you were younger, and why? and has the dream been fulfilled, still in waiting, or dashed hopeless upon the rocks of fate?

i still use the phrase when i grow up i want to be a _______. lololol

as a kid i wanted to be a d.e.a. agent of all things then in high school i wanted to be an architect. thats sorta got ruined though, my house was a flop house for my older brother and his friends, i came home from school one day and the house was ruined, food on the ceiling, broken furniture, the works. most importantly my drawings and plans had all had gang signs written all over them in permanent marker. all my supplies were broken and ruined. there was no possible way financially for us to replace them and the drawings were completed or nearly completed, i couldent re do them in time to turn them in. at the time i was in two drafting classes.

so i'm standing in the kitchen surveying the damage in tears. every part of me wanted to murder my brother and his friends. but my father was due home in an hour and someone had to clean up the mess as best as possible, or when he got home he would lose his "temper" with me. so i quit school the next day and sat home and babysat my loser brother and his friends.

so basically my dream was dashed.

ps... stay tuned for a pic, coming soon of a certain gerbil ;)

truth or dare?

truth.

what was the stupidest thing you ever said?

dang, that's a hard one....

i guess for in terms of things i shouldn't have said, well i didn't really say it out loud, but my best friend was dating this guy who was a total jerk and i cussed him out in a text and my mom read it. so that wasn't a very good day.

truth or dare?

truth, please

Most embarrassing CD in your collection?

how about Dean Martin's Italian Love Songs

Truth or Dare?

Yeah sorry about that I was impatient....truth........after this one can I offer a dare to anyone who wants to take it?

Yeah your not drowning yet but if you dont take it you will drown...Good/ honest answer!

truth or dare

good Q and Shack- good answer, sorry your dreams got ruined!

ehh, i'm over it :) i dont think i would have made a good architect, perfectionism is required and when i'm in my perfectionism mode i'm not pleasant.

truth

what is the nicest thing you have ever done for anyone? ( kind of a cheesy Q but I cant think of anything at the moment)

damn--sorry to stall the game--I just saw this.

That's a tough one actually cause -- a question that normally others would answer about you.  Judging for yourself is difficult--we like to think we've done alot of nice things.

I tried to save a guys life once-really hard, but he died anyway--OdD'ed.  I've gotten my ass whipped a couple times standing up for friends.  I took care of everything and gave the eulogy when my first grandaughter died-because evrybody else was devastated.  But are they duty type things to be expected or nice?

I've given puppies to children and money to the homeless.  I've bailed out friends and given them places to crash.

I've told women they were beautiful when they weren't and told people there was nothing to worry about when there was. I've held children when they were scared and grown-ups while they cried.

You've stumped me--I don't know what the nicest thing I'v ever done is.

Or maybe the fact that I didn't shoot a few folks over the years that should have been shot.

Truth or Dare?

truth

When was the last time you felt completely helpless-like you were not in control of your fate?  Describe.

You really do tend to ask those deep soul-searching questions don't you?

I had so many experiences like that when I was younger that I've become somewhat of a hermit so nothing else happens, I'm trying to remember what was the most recent.

There are two things that happened about the same time, one was an incident with an ex-boyfriend taking non-concentual liberties that I don't think I'll describe, and the other was when my vision started to go.

Right in the middle of my freshmen semester of college I woke up one morning with a black spot right in the center of my field of vision. Very quickly that spot grew bigger until I became leagally blind. It was one of the times that I felt most helpless in my whole life, I was just starting out in college and it was like my world was falling apart, I had to re-learn how to do practically everything.

Well, now that I'm all share-y and uncomfortable....

Truth or Dare?

Truth

If you could have complete and total immunity from the law for one twenty-four hour period, what would you do? (honestly now).

I can tell you I wouldn't kill anyone...I wouldn't be able to deal with the guilt even with the immunity.  Probably, being totally honest, I'd go on a larceny spree.  Part "I want these dvds and this dvd player, etc", and part "I'll take this food or money and give it to a charity or a soup kitchen".  Thats probably what I'd do.  No murder, no rape....though now that I think about it, if people angered me with their stupidity, I'd probably do a bit of minor assault and battery if they deserved it....lol

Truth or dare?

No killings cryp? You are a better man than I...or at least a bit nicer hehe

Truth

 He is a better and nicer man --my culling would take on biblical proportions.

yeah i would slaughter a few select people just so i could watch them squirm.

What can i say, I'm a lover, a fighter, and an asskicker....not a murderer.  lol  Hell, with my friends I could probably open up a therapy side practice and charge money.

No takers on the truth or dare?

Why not. Truth me.

What's the most important lesson in life or thing you learned from someone else thus far in your life?

I don't think that question makes much gramattical sense, but you get the idea.

howdy Cryp--you owe Attrage a truth too.

Whoops.  Didn't see that.  Well, Attrage can answer the same question.

To never befriend conservatives. It never works out well for me.

It's always gotta be political doesnt it.  lol

Damn. That counts me out.

From my older brother - to not be in a hurry to do anything.

And Orlando, if you dont start playing properly I'm gonna have to open up a can o'whoopass on you...

Attrage, i hate you :D

<3

What's this <3 ?? Is it some kind of Gen-Y text speak nonsense?

It's her heart.  She ripped it out of her chest for you to save you the trouble.

Oh, and only because you said Truth first, you're turn to ask Truth or Dare.

Alrighty, thanks cryp, i thought it was a double scoop ice cream cone!!

Truth or dare?

ooo pick me truth truth

ha I promise not to leave anyone hanging this time :(

If you were a medical scientist and you discovered an absolutely 100% successful, iron-clad cure for cancer, but a big pharmaceutical company came to you and offered you 3 BILLION dollars cash to destroy it and all records of its creation...what would you do?

I would take the 3 billion. First, if they were a big bad pharm co and wanted the records and stuff destroyed, and If I refused, they'd probably just end up destroying it anyway. Then I have no cure for cancer and no 3 billion. Second, I respect cancer. People die-fact of life- they need to learn how to deal with death in a healthy manner. Third, its a good for population control. And fourth,  this ones a little selfish,  if people can't stop people from dying by means of genocide, hunger, poverty, etc. then they don't deserve a cure.

damn whatta rant

truth or dare?

truth

ok for your truth you have to come up with a horror movie plot--it better be good--use the ossuary members for your cast and most importantly don't forget location, location, location

can i use one that i've already written (i try to write horror stories) and put the ossuary members in or do you want me to spin one as i sit here?

 whateva you wish

I had this idea last night and I've no time to really work on anything about it so I'll be spinning this as I type.

The Ossuary presents

 Brother's Keeper by bassgod

Cast:

MadMolly, HorrorBaby, Crypticpsych, Pumpboy, Attrage, The Horror Czar, The Zombie Master

MadMolly is a waitress at a casual dining restaurant. She picks up the check and tip from her last table for the night. She rings it up and proceeds to the kitchen to scrape the leftovers from the table into the trash before giving the dishes to the dishwasher. HorrorBaby, another server, asks her if she's going to the party after work. She replies, "Yes." MadMolly finishes her duties, cashes out, and leaves. She goes home and changes, making herself beautiful for the party. She's ready for an awesome night of partying.

She goes to the party, which is being held by three brothers who are frequent visitors of the restaurant. The brothers (played by Crypticpsych, Pumpboy, and Attrage) live in a six bedroom farm house on a 114 acre farm way out in the West Virginia countryside. She pulls into the quartermile, uphill gravel driveway. As she searches for a place to park amngst the many cars she notices the big and bright full moon hovering above the house. It is a refreshingly cool evening, and as she climbs out of her car Rob Zombie's Meet the Creeper is blasting from the stereo inside. She enters the house. The party is well underway. Pumboy sees her and welcomes her to the party. He offers her a drink and she accepts. Smalltalk enues as Pumboy mixes her a Lynchbug Lemonade. She inquires of his brother, Crypticpsych, who she has a crush on. Pumboy tells her he;s not feeling well and will miss the party. MadMolly is disappointed.

The frivolities continue and we can insert scenes of partying and conversation. MadMolly finds HorrorBaby and girl talk begins. MadMolly talks of her disappointment of no Crypticpsych. The evening rolls on. HorrorBaby sees Attrage leaning against a door, drink in hand. She approaches him and they talk. After a few minutes of talking, HorrorBaby asks what the door is for. Attrage replies that it's the basement door. HorrorBaby wants to see the basement, so Attrage opens it, HorrorBaby steps through, and Attrage pushes her down the steps and slams the door. No one notices and we can barely hear screaming as the music and talking drown it out. Attrage remains at the door, and a few minutes later MadMolly comes up and asks Attrage where HorrorBaby is. "I don't know," he replies.

The next day HorrorBaby does not show up for work, and MadMolly is concerned. A few days later, HorrorBaby's father (played by the Horror Czar) comes into the restaurant and asks the staff if anyone's seen HorrorBaby. No one has for days. The Horror Czar files a missing persons report and Detective Zombie Master is assigned the case. He goes to the farmhouse and talks to the three brother's, who deny knowing any knowledge of her whereabouts.  Detective Zombie suspects the brothers, though he is unsure why.

The days and weeks pass, and the brothers paln another party. They invite MadMolly and other girls from the restaurant. Crypticpsych invites MadMolly himself. She asks if he'll be there this time. He says he will. He asks her for a date and she accepts. On their date, they go to dinner, a movie, and then go to the park. Crpyticpsych tells her how the brothers got the house and about their parents, who died, somehow. She comments that the moon is nearly full. He says nothing. After awkward silence, they kiss.

The next day, Detective Zombie informs the Horror Czar that no new information has surfaced about his daughter. MadMolly goes to the police station that day and inquires and is told the same thing. She call Horror Czar and they talk agreeing to help each other find HorrorBaby.

The party comes. It is another full moon night and MadMolly goes to the party after her shift at the restaurant. Once again, Crypticpsych is not there. As the party rages on Pumpboy is leaning against the basement door, talking to a girl. He opens the basement door and shoves her down the stairs. We stay with her for a moment as she gets up. She is attacked by something that we don't see.

MadMolly notices something of HorrorBaby's as she parties, something that causes suspicion. She see Pumpboy by the basement door and Attrage pouring drinks. Could they have done something to HorrorBaby? Do they know where she is? The night passes.

The next day, an odd feeling holds her all day. She talks with Detective Zombie, but does not tell him of the suspicious object. She does tell The Horror Czar, and the agree to go to the borthers house. They arrive and only Pumpboy is home. She asks him about the object, and he denies knowing anything. Horror Czar threatens him and they leave. However, MadMolly is not convinced.

That night, just before another full moon rises, Attrage and Pumpboy take Crypticpsych down the basement and lock him in. They go back upstairs. Attrage suggests that they reveal their secret to someone, but Pumpboy insists that they care for their brother.

MadMolly arrives at the house. She goes in without knocking, trying to find out something about HorrorBaby without the borther's knowing. Unknown to her Horror Czar follows. Unknown to him Detective Zombie Master follows him. MadMolly searches the house, adn just as she is about to open that basement door, Pumpboy stops her. They talk and he denies any knowledge of Horrorbaby. However, Horror Czar enters the house, calling Pumpboy a liar. They fight. During the fight, MadMolly rushes outside to leave, but she is tackled by Attrage. She screams and struggles against him and he tells her that eh will not hurt and he confesses everything to her. Horror Czar comes out onto the porch, thinking he  subdued Pumpboy and he shoots Attrage. Horror Czar and MadMolly go back in the house, but Pumpboy is gone. They hear his laugh. He is by the basement door. He delivers an awesome line and opens the basement door. A werewolf lunges out and attacks the Horror Czar, tearing him to shreads (since i've tried to do a lot of suspense to this point, the killings from here on out will be very gory.) MadMolly screams and runs outside. Detective Zombie Master sees her running from the house screaming from his stake out point several hundred yards away adn gets out of his car to run after her. After the werewolf finishes he looks at Pumpboy. "Very good Pumpboy," Pumpboy says. The werewolf is docile for a moment, then attacks Pumboy, and more gore ensues.

Detective Zombie Master cathces up to MadMolly as she's running throught the woods. He calms her and they hear the werewolve's howl. The beast appears and attacks. Detective ZM tells MadMolly to run and the wolf gets him. More gore allowing MadMolly to build up a distance in the werewolf. The sky has already begun to lighten and as she nears the house, she sees the werewolf coming after her. She goes in and locks the door. The beast claws and pushes and whatever else at the door, and MadMolly pushes against it, terror inspired tears soaking her face. The clawing and growling stops. It is nearly dawn. The werewolf crashes through the window. MadMolly screams and falls on her back. She crawls backwards as the drooling beast slowly stalks her. She breaks suddenly, running up the stairs. The wolf slips as it follows. She lock herself in a bedroom. The wolf prowls the hall, sniffing each door. The horizon is turning orange, the night is almost over. She tries to get to the window, but knocks something over. The wolf bursts through the door. She jumps out the window. She lands hard and the wind is knocked out of her. She struggles to get up and as she rises, the wolf is watching her. She rises slowly, knowing she is seconds away from death, but the sun peaks over the horizon. The wolf howls and shakes violently, and then transforms into a naked Crypticpsych.

"I'm sorry, Molly," he says. "I could not help myself. My borthers have kept my secret for years. After i killed our parents, they began locking me in the basement when I would transform, and they begun to feed me. They hated doing it, especially Attrage, but they loved me and wanted to protect me at all costs."

MadMolly embraces Crypticpsych, eyes full of tears. She offers to help him.

The End, though we have room for a sequel.

That was more like a dare, but enough embarassment has come with it to make it a truth.

So, Truth or Dare?

Why, yes it is. OLD MAN.

And how come i don't get a role in Brother's Keeper? :'( I'd like to think I'm a very valuable member of this site.

I'm going to now go be very depressed and watch The Mighty Boosh till i smile.

bassgod, kudos

If I actually expanded this synopsis into a film or book, there would be plenty of more characters created. Just had to stick to the basics here. I did not mean to offend anyone. I love of all of you equally!

No offense taken.  Very well done.  Kayla's always like that.  (I kid...)

And I'm quite happy with it...I may be a werewolf, but at least I get to hug Molly!  heh, jk

And anyway, I'll go with Truth, bassgod.

I don't know if this has been asked yet and I don;t have time to read the whole damn thread, but if you were a filmmaker and had your choice of film to make, what would it be? A remake? Original? A Book? Whose styles would you homage? Etc. Horror film of course.

don't forget cryp you're totally naked by that point ...ha

Don't worry about it lol. Crypt has me pinned. I like to kid :) I BETTER GET A DAMN PART IN THE FUTURE... :D

I like it Bassgod-- I get to laugh and feed folks to werewolves--I can dig it.

Good question for Cryp too.

Feh....details. 

Moving on:

For one thing, I'd like to avoid remakes.  Just personal preference, I think more new ideas are needed.  And I mentioned in another thread, I'd like to see Dean Koontz's The Taking adapted into a movie or a miniseries...its just too good.  The religious overtones and the scifi connotations of it though make me think someone else would be better to do it than me.

Really though, I'd probably try to emulate Cronenberg.  I've developed a taste for his "body horror" from watching Shivers, The Fly, and Scanners (and when I watch Videodrome, I'll love that too).  I'd throw in a dash of McKee too in that I think something good could come of blending a movie about body horror with a movie based in interpersonal relationships.  Maybe something like, a fragrance chemist or other scientist invents a molecule that causes a person's inner defects to be made flesh, physical, and visible when it touches people's skin.  Chemical gets out...somehow...and we see the horrors it reeks on various relationships (maybe even make it like a five short anthology of five different relationship types or five different defects...)

I think I'm rambling, but the idea's in there somewhere!

Truth or dare.

Nice, crpyt! That's what we need!

Truth

(and now that you're in your Cronenberg groove, watch his Crash--maybe not horror, but dark,morbid, creepy and very very sexy)

I don't mean to interrupt but YES CRYPTICPSYCH!!!

I've been wanting to see The Taking adapted to film for forevarrrr and a million years now!

Oh. And the other ideas are good too >_<

Sorriez XD Carry on...

I'll get around to Crash at some point.  Tried to tape it once but didnt watch it.  Now it's on my netflix queue.  The Drawn Together take on it was hilarious though.

And thank you for the compliments everyone.  I was kinda springboarding off McKee's "Sick Girl" from masters of horror and blending in the cronenberg.  Much appreciated.

So, Bassgod.

If you were the president and had the ability to pardon anyone for anything, who/what would you pardon and why?

I hated Crash.

Always truth, although I'm usually up for almost any crazy shit too.

If you like, you can take the question i asked William since bassgod's been MIA.

I'll take it. I would pardon me, 'cause I just farted.

j/k. Back to you, William.

 I'm feeling a bit tardy, but what question crypt?