Dunno if this one's already been done... But I didn't see it....

For this one you take a non-horror film and remake it into a horror. Last person to post picks a new film.

An example would be:

-Titanic

Smitten over the preemptive death of her one true love at the hands of her father, Kate Winslet's role (can't remember her name I haven't seen it in a long time lol) continues to tell the tale by admitting that she goes insane halfway through the story slaughters dozens of people and attributes their deaths to the fatal crash of the Titanic and totally gets away with it. Twist: all the while wearing Jacks face.

Sound fun?

I'll start you with one.

Anchor Man lolz

Upon getting fired from his San Diego news team, Ron Burgundy loses his mind and, alongside his murderous dog, slaughters the rest of the channel 5 news team for revenge using various implements such as a trident, all trying to build up to the murder of Veronica Corningstone who must fight him off and protect her job.

How bout.......Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

I want to get in on this thread, but I've never seen this movie...anyone, anyone??

*ahem*  John Cho and Kal Penn play Harold and Kumar, two asian guys who get massively stoned, see an ad for white castle, then decide to head to White Castle for sliders, fries, and sodas (munchies if you will).  Hilarity ensues as they get arrested by a racist cop, meet up with Neil Patrick Harris, face off with their bullying neighbors, meet up with a hideously deformed hillbilly and his hot wife......you know its kinda tough to explain.  Short version:  Two guys get stoned, decide to go cure their munchies with some burgers.....which proves way harder to do than theyd think.  Hilarity ensues.  Go?

Harold and Kumar, after smoking pot and deciding to go to White Castle for burgers, are dissapointed at finding another, inferior burger place where White Castle used to be. On their subsequent quest for White Catle burgers, they begin to come down and go drop in on a friend for more weed. The two somke the pot, not realizing that the pot was a actually stolen from a field where the military was experimanting with mind altering chemicals to create a plant supplement that, when given to soldiers, creates a single-mainded, unstopable being with the sole desire to complete a mission. Unfortunately, Harold and Kumar's one main goal is for White Castle burgers. The two go on a rampage searching for their burgers. When they find that the entire White Castle chain has gone out of business, they go insane because of their failed "directive". They start seeing the people they encounter as having giant White Castle burgers for heads and proceed to tear them off and eat them while sitting next to the decapitated corpse thinking in their minds that it is a picnic table.

What about.....Grumpy Old Men!

I'll give it a shot but I haven't seen this movie in...too long to remember.

Two old zombies who's graves are side by side rise everytime a comet passes overhead, or some weird glowing chemical get spilled on their graves by partying kids, or various other times that aren't explained and immediately bicker at each other between bites of human flesh (or brains...sometimes).  They rise on one dark night and both spot a particularly juicy morsel walking by the cemetary and hilarity ensues as the 2 curmudgeonly old zombies vie for a taste while the object of their desire teases them both just thankful that in this point of her career...I mean life...she can be the object of desire.

alright...

The Princess Bride

Vizzini and Fezzik realize that Inigo Montoya did not witness his father being killed, but actually killed his own father and mentally blocked out the trauma of it by blaming Count Tyrone Rugen. Inigo ends up killing Fezzik, Vizzini and Princess Buttercup in an insane rampage with his skilled training in sword fighting. Westley finds out and hires Count Tyrone to a fencing challenge but the challenge fell short when Prince Humperdinck showed up with a trident and turned all three men into a human shishkabob. At the end, Humperdinck sits back and sips on tea while he stares with pride at the heads of all his bloody victims mounted in the foyer of his castle.

Marley and Me

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson adopt a cute little Lab puppy only to discover that it is the offspring of Cerburus (the three headed dog that guards the gates of Hell,) and they have to keep it from devouring everyone he comes in contact with. Altough Jen is fine with him eating that neighbor who looks like Angelina Jolie.

Next...

American Pie

Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, and a bunch of really annoying no name actors star in this Uwe Bolle directed, Michael Bay produced horrorfest about a group of teens rehearsing a hip hop version of the classic "American Pie" at band camp. Unknown to them Jason Vorhees is watching, and he is also a secret Don MacLean fanatic, and he sets out to get revenge by killing the bandcampers by bludgeoning them with a tuba. Jason is then incapacitated when Tara Reid shows up topless, and Jason is blinded by her plastic surgery scars, which allows Biggs to beat him to death with a porno tape he had superglued to his hand. (Sorry all I could think of)

How about -- Goodfellas

The movie follows Billy Batts (the guy that tells Tommy to get his Shoeshine Box) most of the movie is him desperately attempting escapes from the "fellas," and the long drawn out torturous death that awaits him.

10 Things I Hate About You, (because I always thought it was a good title for a slasher film)