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Attrage

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Jun 10, 2008 21:54    Quote
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Anyone else experienced this weird phenomenon? You know, you're watching something and it's supposed to be scary or threatening or gross or whatever, but you find yourself stifling a giggle? Or releasing an all-out belly laugh? Im not talking about horror flicks that are supposed to be tongue-in-cheek or downright hilarious, but ones that just appeal to a demented impulse in you that causes guffaws and chuckles?

 

For me, it was a crowded cinema in about 1999/2000, when I went with a couple of friends to see the ghost flick Stir of Echoes. For some weird reason I just find Kevin Bacon really funny. At moments of tension i was trying not to giggle at his facial expressions or the way he delivered his lines. Then in the sex scene, where he pushes his wife off after experiencing a vision, and remarks, "felt like I was bein attacked..." I lost it, erupting into laughter and causing a few people to turn in their seats and give me "will you SHUT UP!" looks. Now, some of Stir of Echoes is meant to elicit a chuckle, but I was laughing out loud at entirely inappropriate moments, leading my friends to question a) their choice in friends, and b) whether I was actually completely (as opposed to mildly) insane.

The_Horror_Czar

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Jun 10, 2008 22:18    Quote
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This happens to me a lot - particularly in gory scenes. I never laughed so hard throughout an entire movie as I did when I watched "The Dead Next Door" - the vocal dubbing, the head swallowing the finger and then having it come out the neck after swallowing... damn.... I thought I was going to die laughing.


I also laugh uncontrollably during particularly cool kill scenes - my absolute favorite part of "Jason Lives" is when the Sherrif is broken in half backward... man, I rolled.


Now that I think about it, I have Kevin Bacon issues too... in the original Friday the 13th I always laugh at the way that he says a sentence and then follows it with a quick "he he" laugh over and over and over. "Looks like it's gonna storm, he he... We'd better move inside, he he"... I'm laughing now just thinking about it...

DoctorLoomis

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Jun 10, 2008 22:50    Quote
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The 2006 remake of The Wicker Man is the #1 offender in this category. Nic Cage's acting is so bad in this that it's hilarious.

You have to see this hilarious trailer someone made: http://youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo

Peltablo

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Jun 10, 2008 22:57    Quote
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Sounds like a nervous tension thing.

 

People deal with disturbing concepts/situations in different ways: some people experience the whole fight or flight thing, some people giggle nervously, some people laugh outright.  If it's any consolation, you probably would have made a good viking berserker or something.

 

Myself, I find around 75% of horror movies at least mildly hilarious anyway--I've just learned to keep my sniggering to myself and stifle more serious laughter.  The Saw movies (at least the ones I saw: I haven't gotten around to seeing the last one yet) and Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween were especially entertaining in this regard.

 

And, to set the record straight, Kevin Bacon is really funny. 

Attrage

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Jun 10, 2008 22:58    Quote
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I'll have to see the Wicker Man now...I wasnt going to coz it looked lame, but maybe thats the reason to watch :)

 

Bad dubbing is always great fodder for laughs. And Horror Czar I'm with you on the Sheriff-snap, i'd forgotten that one!

Attrage

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Jun 10, 2008 22:59    Quote
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Awesome...it makes me feel better to know I'm not the only one who finds Kevin Bacon hilarious!

MadMolly

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Jun 11, 2008 08:52    Quote
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watching the wickerman is a waste of time

'(even if its funny) trust me i've done it

lestat

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Jun 11, 2008 10:54    Quote
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i laughed throughout the entire "wrong turn 2", the plot, the actors, the deaths, all of it was hillarious (in a sad way, i was hoping it was nearly as decent as the first one). and yes, Kevin Bacon leaves out the scare in many movies (even that one when he was invisible, what was that again?).

Jun 11, 2008 18:01    Quote
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i laughed throughout the entire "wrong turn 2", the plot, the actors, the deaths, all of it was hilarious (in a sad way, i was hoping it was nearly as decent as the first one). and yes, Kevin Bacon leaves out the scare in many movies (even that one when he was invisible, what was that again?).

 Hollow Man.  Kevin Bacon is an OK actor. Stir of Echos was not that bad of a movie.

Attrage

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Jun 11, 2008 20:19    Quote
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i laughed throughout the entire "wrong turn 2", the plot, the actors, the deaths, all of it was hilarious (in a sad way, i was hoping it was nearly as decent as the first one). and yes, Kevin Bacon leaves out the scare in many movies (even that one when he was invisible, what was that again?).

 Hollow Man.  Kevin Bacon is an OK actor. Stir of Echos was not that bad of a movie.

 

Woops my mouthing off has made me leave out important details again...don't get me wrong, I actually think Kevin Bacon is a fine actor, and I really enjoyed Stir of Echoes despite LMAO a fair few times. For some reason, I just find his face/mannerisms/expressions and voice really amusing. But I'm nuts :) I also find Charlie Sheen hilarious...he doesnt even have to do anything, I can look at a still photo of him and I lose it...

lestat

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Jun 12, 2008 09:26    Quote
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I don't think kevin bacon is a bad actor but i agree with attrage he just so funny he can't make horror movies. and hollow man is not so bad, it works for sunday afternoon

MadMolly

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Jun 12, 2008 10:51    Quote
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I have a theory .. you can't insult Kevin Bacon in front of a girl because deep down every girl kinda digs Kevin Bacon. I'll admit it yeah he can be a corny actor, but even though I don't want to I kinda dig Kevin Bacon.

What do you think freakycreepiechic?

the-wretched

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Jun 12, 2008 15:54    Quote
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i always laugh at the parts were a zombie eats someone like in Day of The Dead. i cant hold in my laughter. its funny but i have no clue why. my dad gave me the look like 'what is wrong with you?' it was hilarious.  

lucy

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Jun 12, 2008 15:59    Quote
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I have a theory .. you can't insult Kevin Bacon in front of a girl because deep down every girl kinda digs Kevin Bacon. I'll admit it yeah he can be a corny actor, but even though I don't want to I kinda dig Kevin Bacon.

What do you think freakycreepiechic?

Sorry, it's not FreakyCreepieChic, but I second that emotion.  I don't know what it is about him, he's not a great actor, not exactly good looking, yet I find some kind of liking him.  Oh well, I guess that's why he's a star - he has that indefinable quality.

Pumpboy

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Jun 12, 2008 19:01    Quote
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Hey -- yeah -- that is just so damn weird.  My ex had the hugest crush on Kevin Bacon.  What's up with that?  Then there's that whole six degrees thing.  What is up with the baconator?

 

Who is this man?  What is the source of his uncanny powers?  Alien? Voodoo?

 

He even has his own band.   Ah-ha

 

He has a pact with Satan.

Jun 12, 2008 19:24    Quote
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I have a theory .. you can't insult Kevin Bacon in front of a girl because deep down every girl kinda digs Kevin Bacon. I'll admit it yeah he can be a corny actor, but even though I don't want to I kinda dig Kevin Bacon.

What do you think freakycreepiechic?

 Well Kevin is OK as an actor. I remember when he was on Guiding Light the day time soap. Kevin is married to the chic on The Closer, I love her, Kyra Sedgewick is hot! Yes MadMolly I dig him in a way.

Peltablo

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Jun 12, 2008 22:13    Quote
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Who insulted Kevin Bacon?  All we did was say that he was hilarious...which he is.  I would say that's a good thing.  The man is a genius level comedic actor--the fact that this might be entirely unintentional on his part is completely irrelevant.  ;-)

 

Anyway, his acting has never done anything but bring a smile to my face (I've been enjoying his acting since the first Tremors), and it was never--never, I say---my intention to show disrespect to the inimitable Kevin Bacon (may the angels sing the dear lamb to his rest at night). 

 

Now, if you want a pretty-boy exhibiting craptastic, wooden acting to mock and vigorously excoriate, well then you should look no farther than Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos.  The horror, the horror....(shudder).

crypticpsych

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Jun 15, 2008 02:25    Quote
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And now to roll this thread back on track, I'm gonna ball up and say that The Happening may be one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies I've ever seen.  The entire theater I was at in New York laughed hysterically the whole way through the film.  In fact, I honestly doubt I've ever seen a crazier, dumber script in a horror movie.  In conclusion, I would like to say "I'm going to tell you a math riddle."

Pumpboy

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Jun 15, 2008 12:18    Quote
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crypticpsych

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Jun 15, 2008 12:48    Quote
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Oh of course.  Always.  Crazy wacked-out twist and all.

Peltablo

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Jun 15, 2008 21:27    Quote
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 The entire theater I was at in New York laughed hysterically the whole way through the film.  In fact, I honestly doubt I've ever seen a crazier, dumber script in a horror movie.  In conclusion, I would like to say "I'm going to tell you a math riddle."

Yeah, I just saw The Happening this afternoon.  There were elements I liked, but it was pretty damned hokey.  I liked Shyamalan a lot better before he got so pretentious and preachy.  His movies have become hilarious just because he's so full of himself as he tries to make his 70's B movie retreads just so very gravid with meaning.  Did anybody see when he put himself as the "oh so brilliant but doomed writer" in Lady in the Water (I'm glad I don't have his nerve in my tooth)? Looks like somebody has just a touch of the old Messianic complex.   

 

I had hoped for so much more from him than for him to become such a cheesemeister.  :-(

crypticpsych

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Jun 15, 2008 21:32    Quote
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Did anybody see when he put himself as the "oh so brilliant but doomed writer" in Lady in the Water (I'm glad I don't have his nerve in my tooth)? Looks like somebody has just a touch of the old Messianic complex.

I had hoped for so much more from him than for him to become such a cheesemeister.  :-(


You know, he was supposed to be in this one.  He's listed in the credits as the guy texting/calling the wife.  Maybe he was physically cut out of seeing him in the actual film.

Peltablo

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Jun 18, 2008 00:35    Quote
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I thought I did see Shyamalan in The Happening.  Of course, now you mention it I can't pin-point just where I saw him.  It seems like he was either in the train station before they got on the train or on the train itself.  Damned if I can remember for sure now, though...

 

I hope this doesn't mean there's different versions of the movie floating around--that would be an almost unbearable amount of hokum. 

 

He doesn't get mocked nearly enough for putting himself in his own movies.  It was bad enough when Stephen King started turning up in the movie adaptations of his stories (at least he had the decency to have the characters he portrayed be common schmoes or even outright rubes, not the savior of human-kind like Shyamalan). 

crypticpsych

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Jun 18, 2008 06:11    Quote
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I thought I did see Shyamalan in The Happening.  Of course, now you mention it I can't pin-point just where I saw him.  It seems like he was either in the train station before they got on the train or on the train itself.  Damned if I can remember for sure now, though...

I hope this doesn't mean there's different versions of the movie floating around--that would be an almost unbearable amount of hokum.

He doesn't get mocked nearly enough for putting himself in his own movies.  It was bad enough when Stephen King started turning up in the movie adaptations of his stories (at least he had the decency to have the characters he portrayed be common schmoes or even outright rubes, not the savior of human-kind like Shyamalan).

Everyone knows what's going to happen.  When this comes out on dvd, it's going to probably be in "unrated, superspecial, director's cut" version.  lol.  In other words, there may or may not be different versions floating around yet....but there probably will be.  lol.

And as for Stephen King, at least from what I've seen, he saw his role as less important to the story.  A literal cameo if you will.  (role as Jordy Verill in Creepshow notwithstanding) Shymalan's different.  He likes his role to be germane to the story somehow.  So you get him being the guy in the car in Signs....afforementioned Lady in the Water....and, if IMDB is right, the outside stressor on Wahlberg's marriage in Happening.

Peltablo

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Jun 19, 2008 23:22    Quote
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Everyone knows what's going to happen.  When this comes out on dvd, it's going to probably be in "unrated, superspecial, director's cut" version.  lol.  In other words, there may or may not be different versions floating around yet....but there probably will be.  lol.

 

 

 Oh no doubt.  ;-)

crypticpsych

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Jul 03, 2008 15:27    Quote
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Ok, I had to throw this out there.  Theres a movie from 1971 that I saw last night on Monsters HD.  It's called "Dracula Vs. Frankenstein".  It's so hysterically bad that I had the tv on mute most of the film (because I was working on something else), and I could STILL tell that it was awful.  I mean, without the lines, you could see the horrible makeup on frankenstein and dracula and you could still tell that you were indeed watching a scene, for example, that involved a woman with very ample...assets..., a hero-type guy, a freaky scientist in a wheelchair, a crazy mentally deficient fat man, and a dwarf in a carnival ringmaster outfit holding an axe.  I did some online research after the fact and found my favorite review quote about it.  From Dvdverdict.com, their final "verdict" on the movie:  "After enduring this movie, the jury hangs themselves."

Aug 04, 2008 18:20    Quote
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Well, if you're gonna go there, cryptic, you can't leave out Plan 9 from Outer Space. (People call Plan 9 the all-time worst movie ever, but I don't see how a movie that is so entertaining, even if unintentionally so, can be called the worst movie ever.)

crypticpsych

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Aug 04, 2008 19:41    Quote
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Well, if you're gonna go there, cryptic, you can't leave out Plan 9 from Outer Space. (People call Plan 9 the all-time worst movie ever, but I don't see how a movie that is so entertaining, even if unintentionally so, can be called the worst movie ever.)

While I see your point, and agree that entertainment value immediately raises a movie from being simply "bad", I see your Plan 9 from Outer Space and raise you the equally hysterically abysmal Troll 2.

Aug 04, 2008 23:04    Quote
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While I see your point, and agree that entertainment value immediately raises a movie from being simply "bad", I see your Plan 9 from Outer Space and raise you the equally hysterically abysmal Troll 2.

Alrighty, then. Thanks for the recommendation! I'll be watching that one shortly!

Horrorshowpony

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Aug 04, 2008 23:39    Quote
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Definately not a funny movie but the most funny thing ive experienced in a horror movie was when me and my mate went to see the Exorcist when it was re-released. My mate is this massive red headed psycho lookin' dude who's always crackin' jokes. Anyway, we sat next to this little guy who was there with his girlfriend and as the movie progressed this guy just hunched deeper and deeper into his seat until he was peering over his knees. THen when it got really quiet my massive psycho lookin mate has gone "BLAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" and turned and grabbed him and it scared the shit out of him so bad he screamed like a 4 year old and the whole cinema lost it. Everyone was giggling for about the next ten minutes and I remember thinking 'you poor bastard, just got totally pwned in front of his girlfriend.' Still, funniest shit ever. I have trouble watching the exorcist now without having a chuckle.

Unscareable

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Aug 05, 2008 18:21    Quote
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Well seeing that i'm on a japanese horror kick I recently bought and watched a movie called the last supper. I was laughing the whole movie. It's about a plastic surgeon that loves the taste of human flesh and it goes into this underground flesh eating group in Japan. Absolutely hilarious especially the wedding at the end. Nudity too which is always a plus in my book.

tways

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Sep 01, 2008 15:05    Quote
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Cabin Fever!  Funnier than any comedy ever.  I'd rather sit through a High School Musical marathon than sit thru that again.

crypticpsych

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Sep 01, 2008 19:07    Quote
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Cabin Fever!  Funnier than any comedy ever.  I'd rather sit through a High School Musical marathon than sit thru that again.

Geez....put one random kid in a movie who yells PANCAKES and starts ninja kicking everyone in slow-motion and they NEVER let you forget it.  lol

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